Friday, May 5, 2006

I have a lot to to tell you about today...

...so sit back and get comfortable as reading this may take a while, but I assure you, it will be worth it.

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Today is a special day for me. Today is the 26th 36th anniversary of my discharge from the US Army. I spent two years in the army and briefly, here is how I spent my tour.

(Thanks Lime for correcting my math and aging me 10 years in an instant)

  • I was drafted on May 6, 1968
  • Basic training and AIT for my training to be an infantryman was at Fort Jackson South Carolina
  • I lost my virginity to a $12 hooker one weekend that summer
  • I was sent to South Vietnam and arrived during a rocket attack on October 6, 1968 somewhere around 11:00 at night
  • I was assigned to the 2nd platoon, Bravo Company, 2nd Battalion, 12 Infantry, 25th Infantry Division
  • November 8, 1968 I was wounded by a claymore mine
  • I was hospitalized for my wounds for about three months until January 29, 1970
  • I was then assigned to the 6th Armored Calvary Regiment at Fort Meade Maryland
  • I sent about a month in that unit and then was reassigned to1st Army Headquarters still at Fort Meade
  • I spent some of the best times of my life at Fort Meade
  • During my assignment at Fort Meade, I was promoted twice
  • I was honorably discharge on May 5, 1970 with the rank of Specialist 5th Class (that's the same rank as a Sargent E-5 for y'all that don't know about that kind of stuff)
If your interested, you can read my stories about my time in Vietnam here.

Shocked Sales Lady

Yesterday was the two-month anniversary of Lori and my first date. Being the sentimental fools people that we are, we had a small celebration. It wasn’t extravagant, just dinner, a little shopping and a few drinks afterwards, but it was nice to get together during the week none the less.

On my way to meet Lori, I stopped at the store and picked up a bouquet of flowers. (Chicks love flowers men, so remember that the next time it’s her birthday or other special occasion, like Mother’s Day which is in just a few weeks.) I arrived just as she was getting out of work.

Lori wanted steak for dinner, so we went to the Boulder Creek restaurant for a dinner. Lori’s steak was good, but mine was a bit tough. I got $10 off the bill so I don’t feel so bad.

After dinner, we went shopping. Lori wanted to buy some new luggage for our trip in November. Lori is going with me to San Diego in November so we can help cheer Jodes on for the Breast Cancer 3-Day walk she’s making and raising money for.

(Insert Jodes request for donations from the web site here)

“Please support me as I take an amazing journey in the fight against breast cancer! The Breast Cancer 3-Day is a 60-mile walk over the course of three days. Net proceeds benefit the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation and the National Philanthropic Trust, funding important breast cancer research, education, screening, and treatment. You have no idea how much your support means, Thank you from the bottom of my heart.”

(End commercial)

I drove over to the Tanger’s Mall after dinner because there are four luggage stores in that mall. The third store we went in, Lori saw what she was looking for but not in pink. Lori wanted pink luggage, so she asked the sales lady if she had the set in pink.

The sales lady says something like, ”We don’t have it in pink, just the blue you see”.

Lori didn’t want blue, so she told the sales lady never mind and we turned leave. The sales lady obviously wanting to make the sale and asked Lori “Why do you want pink luggage? Won’t your husband (looking at me) be embarrassed to travel with you with pink luggage?”

WTF does she care what color Lori wants? It’s Lori’s prerogative to get what color she wants, right? Personally, I didn’t care what color Lori got. It’s her luggage, moreover, pink is for girls and Lori is a girl right?

So I smile at the nice sales lady and said, “Oh, we’re not married, we’re lovers”.

The sales lady really didn’t know what to say to that I suppose and just stuttered something unintelligible and then said good night as we walked out the door.

Once we leave the store, Lori laughs and tells me she was surprised I said that. She told me that she would have just gone along with it and left. I told her I felt the shock value would be funny, which it was.

Lori also told me that me saying we were lovers was hot, so when we got back in the car, we made out a little before going to the next store. It was okay folks. The parking lot wasn’t crowded and no one was walking around. Besides, we kept all of our clothes on and didn’t expose any naughty bits.

Oh yeah. The next store we went to had the pink luggage Lori wanted so she bought it.

The Naughty Waitress

When we left the mall, I drove over to the restaurant next to where Lori works. We wanted to spend some more time together so we went there for a couple of drinks before she had to drive home. When we walked in, we heard someone call out “LORI, TONY”. I was dark compared to outside, so it was difficult to see who was calling our names. It wound up being the waitress we like, Liz. Liz came over, held out her arms, gave Lori a big hug and a kiss on the cheek and then just gave me a kiss on the cheek. Hmmm, maybe she’s hot for Lori.

Now I think I better give you a little background here before I continue. This restaurant/bar is a seafood place we have been maybe four times for dinner. Three times, we were there on a Saturday night for Karaoke. Each time we have been there, Liz has been our waitress. Liz is a pretty girl in her mid-twenties, has big boobs, usually wears low cut tops and has a great body. She also has the J-Lo bubble butt, so I guess that’s where she got her nickname Bubbles.

We always sit at the same table in the back left corner and just like two horn dogs young lovers, we kiss and secretly touch each other throughout the night. Our lust affection for each other has drawn some attention each time we are there. We have gotten a lot of nice comments, and even a few free drinks from some, because of how nice it is to see two old people our age being so naughty affectionate with each other.

Now back to my story.

The bar was quite noisy, happy hour, so Liz walked us outside to the enclosed patio where it is much quieter. We make some small talk and Lori notices Liz is talking funny, and sees she has a stud in her tongue. So Lori asks Liz about the stud and the conversation goes something like this.

Liz says, “Yeah, I have a stud in my tongue. I’ve had it for a while, but haven’t been wearing it lately. I work in a law office during the day and they don’t like me to wear it to work.”

Then Liz says, “I got these pierced too.” She points to the nipples on her boobs and makes circular motions around them with her fingers.

“You got you nipples pierced? Didn’t that hurt?” Lori asked.

“Oh yeah, it hurt a lot, but it was worth it. I love them.” Liz replies with a big smile as she again points to her nipples with her fingers.

I was a tad shocked, so don’t really remember what else was said before Liz walked away and went back inside.

Soon after Liz walked away, Lori asked me if I thought she had rings or studs in her nipples. I told her I didn’t know so she should ask her when she comes back. Liz came back after awhile to see if we needed another drink, so Lori asked her if she had nipple rings.

Liz reaches up with her right hand, points at her right nipple, rubs it and says, “No, I have studs. I don’t like the way rings look through my shirt. The studs are like little barbells with balls on the end. They don’t stick out very much so no one can really see them, see?” She rubs her nipple some more, but this time pushes on the shirt with her fingers so we can see the studs really aren’t very noticeable.

Then she tells us, “One of my guy friends is going to buy me diamonds for the ends of the studs”. Lori makes a comment which I don’t remember.

Then Liz looks at me and reaches towards me, rubs my upper arm and says, “That a beautiful shirt you have on. I love the color.” (It’s a light purple, long sleeved dress shirt) ”That color looks good on you and you look so sensual in that color.”

I was very flattered to say the least, so I said, “Well thank you”.

Then as Liz turned to walk away I also said, “Thanks again. You know I love it when you talk like that.”

She turned and looked at me, gave me a big smile, giggled like a schoolgirl and walked away.

By now, Lori and I are wondering where these conversations are coming from. Was she drunk or something? I mean she has never talked to us like this before. She has flirted a little. We both think she especially likes Lori. She’s bent over and shown us her abundant cleavage when serving us, but nothings like this. We both loved the way this was going so we decided to play this up and see how far these conversations would go. You see, Lori likes looking at pretty woman as much as I do. We are always on the look out and point them out to each other all the time. We also think it makes our “alone times” all the better, if you get my drift.

Ready for more? Of course you are so back to my story.

Liz comes back in a little while and we make more small talk. She tells us that she doesn’t normally work during the week, only weekends, but tonight the regular girl couldn’t work so they called her to come in. She said she only had about 20 minutes to get ready, so she quickly got dressed not paying much attention to what she was putting on.

Liz says “When I put on these pants, I didn’t notice that they had a hole in them.” She sticks two fingers in the hole in her pants and spreads it open to show us how big it was.

I said, “That’s a big hole. Are your underwear the same color as your pants so it’s not that noticeable?”

She spreads the hole in her pants open again to show us her underwear. “Close enough, and at least I wore underwear tonight”, she says with a laugh.

We all laughed a little and Lori said, “Yeah, your lucky”.

Now sticking just one finger in the hole in her pants she says, “I hope no body notices too much, it’s a long night”.

Lori and I figured that if she’s lucky people would notice, because then she would make a lot of money in tips. I know I left a pretty good tip.

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I'd like some input here if you don't mind. What do you make of this little exchange?

Thursday, May 4, 2006

Special Request HNT Post

Back in March, I made a Half-Nekkid Thursday post of my feet for the foot fetish connoisseurs out there and I got this comment on the post from MG.

I've never understood feet fetishes, but who I am to judge, me?? I'm more into hands, but then again, hands can do so much more than feet, hmmm....my mind is wandering... may I request a future hnt? hands....yep....

I always try do what women tell me to do, especially if they are beautiful, polite, naughty or all three, so here MG, are a couple of photographs of hands in action!





Credits: A special thank you to my girlfriend Lori for allowing me to take these pictures and for giving me her permission to show you what a fine spankable ass she has.

Wednesday, May 3, 2006

New Addition to My Family

My new baby is due sometime next week. I've been contimplating having another one for a while now and finally made the decision yesterday to just get it. I saw an ad in the newspaper and the offer was one I just couldn't refuse. Here's what he looks like.



Dell Inspiron E1505


Built for Entertainment
With an optional dual-core processor, up to 2GB of shared1 memory, optional Dual-channel 2 memory, a 15.4-inch widescreen display, optional TV Tuner3 and stereo sound, plus up to 100GB4 of storage capacity, you can get more out of entertainment. More power, more storage and more speed add up to an intense audio/visual experience. Watch DVDs and videos, listen to your favorite songs, organize and edit digital photos, and more - the Inspiron E1505 has enough power to make it the perfect PC for those who want a great balance of price and performance.

One-Touch Media Access
With Next Generation Dell MediaDirectTM , you can access your movies, music, video and photos without booting up Genuine Windows® . You get fast access to rich content regardless of location- hard drive, USB key, or optical drive with an intuitive Windows-like user interface.

Dual-Core Performance
Do more with optional dual-core power. The new Intel® Dual CoreTM mobile processors leverage two execution cores on a single chip to help increase your PC's ability to maintain maximum performance while running multiple applications such as background virus scans. No more waiting, no more hiccups - that's the dual-core advantage.

Control Your Multimedia
Genuine Windows® XP Media Center Edition 2005 gives you total control of your multimedia. With easy photo and video editing/organizing, access to online content providers, TV tuner integration3, DVD and CD playing and more, Media Center lets you turn your notebook into a complete entertainment solution.

Built for the Road Warrior
Dell notebooks are RoadReadyTM -- durable design and rigorous testing delivers a dependable customer experience.

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Dell Inspiron E1505 Dual Core Intel® Core™ Duo processor T2300 (2MB Cache/1.66GHz/667MHz FSB)

LCD Panel - 15.4 inch (1680 x 1050) Wide Screen XGA Display

Memory - 1GB Shared Dual Channel DDR2 SDRAM at 533MHz, 2 Dimm

Video Card - Intel® Graphics Media Accelerator 950

Hard Drive - 80GB 5400rpm SATA Hard Drive

Operating System - Genuine Windows® XP Media Center Edition 2005

Network Card and Modem - Integrated 10/100 Network Card and Modem

Combo/DVD+RW Drives - 8X CD/DVD Burner (DVD+/-RW) with double-layer DVD+R write capability

Sound Card - Integrated Audio

Wireless Networking Cards - Dell Wireless 1390 802.11b/g Mini Card (54Mbps)

Carrying Cases - Dell Nylon Deluxe Carrying Case

Operating System - Genuine Windows® XP Media Center 2005 Edition re-installation CD

Dell Digital Entertainment Starter Entertainment Pack - Basic digital Music, Photo and Game experience


I ordered a couple of extras which raised the price some.


~~~ Primary Battery - 85 WHr 9-cell Lithium Ion Primary Battery
I spent an extra $100 for the larger battery, which is supposed to last up to 5.33 hours. I'm sure it's not going to be that much, but it will be a lot more than the 2 hours usage with the standard battery.

~~~ Genuine Windows® XP Media Center 2005 Edition re-installation CD
I also spent the extra $10 for an orignal Windows XP CD in case I need to reinstall the operating system.

~~~ Logitech - V270 Cordless Optical Bluetooth Notebook Mouse - Silver
I just had to have the wirelss optical mouse too. It looked so cute that I just couldn't refuse.

All this and free shipping and handling, I think I got a pretty good deal.

Tuesday, May 2, 2006

I had a busy 3-day weekend

Now that I’ve caught my breath, I want to fill you in on my weekend.

Friday Lori came to my house after she got off work. She changed and we left for a concert to see a local group, Jacks Waterfall. We got something quick to eat on the way and arrived a little after 7:00. Jack lead a drum circle from 7 to 8. We’d never seen a drum circle before and found it very interesting. The concert was until about 10.

After the concert, we got something to eat and then went to the hotel. We fooled around and watched TV for a while and got to sleep pretty late.

Saturday morning we fooled around some more and slept in until about 1-something. We went to a very late breakfast (~3:30) and then went back to my house to watch TV until we left for dinner around 8:00. We had Chinese food and then back to the hotel room where we watched naughty movies and fooled around.

I forget what time we got up Sunday. We fooled around and then got some breakfast. We drove around for a while and then spent the afternoon at the local maritime museum. That night we ate at a Mexican restaurant and then went back to the hotel, fooled around and got to bed late again.

I had a doctor’s appointment Monday so Lori took the day off to keep me company. We were up early, fooled around and checked out of the hotel about 10:30. We went to breakfast and got to my appointment at the VA hospital around noon. The appointment was for nothing special. They have me come back every six months for check ups and this was one of those. They are very through, so we spent the better part of 4 hours there. I also set up a few tests that I will have to go back for later. I can’t wait for the colonoscopy!

When we left the hospital, I took Lori back to the neighborhood in Smithtown I lived in from the time I came to New York in 1963 to when I left to get married. Then we went back to my house and stayed there until she had to drive home at about 7:30. Lori met my son Brian for the first time. He typlically works from about 2 until 10, so he's never been around when she's been at my place. Yesterday day he had off so was home to meet her.

Today is Lori’s daughter’s birthday so I will be meeting them after Lori gets off work. We’re all going to dinner together and then we’ll go back to Lori’s place for birthday cupcakes and presents and then American Idol. I’ll be staying there tonight so after Idol, it will be off to bed for some fooling around and hopefully some sleep.

We'll be up early at about 7:30 so Ii can drop Lori and her daughter off at work. I'll come home and hopefully go back to sleep.


PS
I had some pictures but Blogger is acting up again.

Monday, May 1, 2006

Here's an update Wenchy

Sorry I didn't update for a few days Wenchy, but I just got home a little while ago. I was away this weekend from Friday evening until late this afternoon. I was with Lori (DUH!) and we had a busy weekend. I'll tell you about our weekend tomorrow, but now I'm tired and I don't have the energy right now.

I did want to give you an update on my fucking haircut now that I've had a few days to live with it. IT STILL FUCKING SUCKS MONKEY DICK!!!!!!, but I'm getting used ot it. Lori told me she likes it, but agrees it's too short. She likes the length in the front, but thinks the sides are too short. She told me if the sides were as long as the front, it would be just right in her opinion.

Personally, I hate it like this and I want to put out a hit on the bastard that cut off my beautiful hair last week. I am getting used to it though, but "used to it" doesn't mean I like it.