The Weekend Was a Ball!

I just got home after a very busy event filled weekend. I'll make a detailed post later this week, but briefly...

1. Friday night we snuggled and then went out to Jerry's for drinks, karaoke and a peek at Liz's pierced nipple.
2. When we got back to the motel, we snuggled some more.
3. Saturday morning we snuggled and then drove out to Montauk Point where we spend day.
4. When we got back to the motel, we took a shower, snuggled and rested before going back to Jerry's for dinner, drinks and karaoke, but no nipple flashing this time.
5. We went back to the motel, snuggled and watched a little TV before falling asleep.
6. Sunday we slept in until 1:30. We were going to snuggle, but we didn't because we really wanted have some time to walk around the Polish Festival.
7. It was painfully hot and humid out, so at around 3:30 we left the festival and went over to the Atlantis Marine World Aquarium where Lori works. Lori gave me a tour until it closed at 5:00.
8. We went back to the motel and rested up before we went to dinner at a great Polish restaurant & bar in what they call Polish Town in Riverhead.
9. After dinner we went back to the motel and showered before going to bed. We were both so tired we didn't even snuggle and fell asleep by 10:30.
10. About 2:30 am, I felt myself being molested by Lori and being as on the ball as I am, I took it to mean she wanted to snuggle. I was correct, so did.
11. We fell back to sleep about 3:30.
12. About 8:00 Lori got up, showered, packed her stuff and then left work.
13. I tried to go back to sleep, but to no avail. I packed up the car around 10:30 and left home.

There is so much more to tell about the weekend (pictures to be included), but that will have to wait. You see, Lori is spending the week here at my place and will be coming over about 6:00 after she gets off of work.

I plan on taking her out to Red Lobster for dinner tonight and I'm sure we will squeeze in a little snuggling and maybe even some skinny dipping if the pool is warm enough.

Please pardon me while I go lie down and try to take a nap. I need to rest up for the start of a big week.

What a Week This Is Going To Be!

Tonight I meet Lori in Riverhead after she gets off of work. We are spending this weekend on eastern Long Island, so I rented a motel room in Riverhead for the weekend so we didn't have to make the extra 30 mile drive each day from my house.

Make sense, right?

Friday night I'm not sure what we will do, other than go out to dinner and catch up on some snuggling.

Saturday we are going to tour the Montauk Point area and will probably stop in the Hamptons on the way. Lori hasn't been to those places and I want to show her around.

Sunday we are going to the Polish Festival in Riverhead. We are going to meet Lori's daughter and friend there so that will be fun. There will be lots of traditional Polish food and beer. I'm half Polish so the festival is going to be a treat for me.

Also on Sunday my son Brian is going to Kismet on Fire Island for a week. He and his friends rented a house there. If you don't know, Kismet is one of about 15 or 16 communities on Fire Island, with Cherry grove being to one most people have heard about. On one side of Fire Island is the Great South Bay and on the other side is the Atlantic Ocean.

Monday morning Lori will go to work and I will go home. When Lori gets off of work on Monday, she will come over to my place. She will be staying with me for the week. She has to go to work each day, but will be coming home to me each night. Since Brian won't be home, the Official Rules of Nudism will be in effect all week.

The following weekend we will be going to the Maritime Festival in West Sayville. That's two days of music, beer, wine, seafood and lots of other things to do. They are even having a hot air balloon ride.

What a week this is going to be! I am so excited!!!!!!!

What a Weekend!

Last weekend my son Brian went upstate with his girl friend Cheryl and Lori and I had the place to ourselves from Thursday night until late Sunday night. Lori and I decided we would spend as much of that time as possible abiding by the Official Rules of Nudism.

The week was tough for Lori so Thursday I had a gin and tonic, a bouquet of flowers and two 1 1/2 pound lobsters waiting for her when she got home that night. I didn't get a shot of the flowers or the the drink, but here's one of the lobsters.



Since I cooked dinner, you know what that means? Lori had to clean up.



Saturday and Sunday morning I made breakfast for us. Saturday Lori wanted scrambled eggs, home fries and sausage.


Sunday morning after breakfast we sat outside by the pool finishing the coffee. Lori "suggested" we clean out my refrigerator. Since it hasn't been cleaned out in a while what year is this again? and since I'm basically lazy but not one to turn down free help, especially if it's from a very pretty, hot, naked, sexy babe, I said yes. And since I had the help, we I decided to expand that into cleaning as much of the kitchen as we could get to that day.

We started with the the cabinet under the microwave oven where I store the potatoes and onions. That's where I discovered the mummified potato. (Congratulations for the correct guess on what this object was goes to Stolen Halo and Roxi!) Then we moved on to the the refridgerator where I found the five year old meat.

Once we got started, there was no stopping us until we just plain ran out of time. Here are a couple of the before pictures of the kitchen.



Here are some after shots.



We did a good job, didn't we?

We worked most of the day until the sun started going behind the trees. Then we stopped because we wanted to get in some skinny dipping before the sun went down.

(The picture without the red blocks covering the you know whats can be seen on my HNT blog.)

Let's see, what else happened over the weekend? We went shopping, watched TV and some DVDs, I cooked crab legs one night and we snuggled A LOT. I loose track after the snuggling part, so can't think of anything else right now.

Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday Y'all!

While cleaning out my freezer on Sunday

I came across this. Notice the date.



I found that five year old package of meat not long after I found this object. I'm beginning to have second thoughts about cleaning out under my kitchen sink.

I'll tell you what the object is on Thursday.

Any guesses what this is?

I found it while exploring my kitchen on Sunday.

Nigerian Spammer - Part 10

I heard from my Good Partner William this morning.

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Thanks for your mail and update. Please do your possible best to open the account with wells fargo bank online today and send me the information you used in opening the account.

As soon as you open the account you will follow the instruction below and get back to me.

Note :

My friend will not say anything .

This transaction is between both of us.

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I'm so glad our new partner will keep his mouth shut. LOL!

I decided to stall William some more by refusing to open a bank account with Wells Fargo. I need some information on Wells Fargo so I Googled them to try and get some ideas about what to say to William. I found a VERY long complaint by some guy that has had a lot of trouble banking with them. The post was almost 3,000 words long. It's very boring so I'm deleting most of it for you, but I sent the whole thing to Willie to see what he would say. Before I sent it to Willy, I added a little sex to spice things up a tad. The original is in black text and my modifications are in blue.

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Dear Partner Willy,
I called my Cousin Merl to axe him about opening a bank account wit Wells Fargo. See Merl graduated 8th grade and knows lots of stuff. Don’t worry cause I dint tell him about our secret deal partner. Anyways, Merl say I shouldn’t deal wit Wells Fargo cause he got fucked by them. He sent me this here email telling me all about the shit they did to him. I don’t rightly understand evrything he says in the email but I trust Merl. If he says no Wells Fargos then they ain't no way I deal wit Wells Fargo. He says they suck bigger than a vaccuum cleaner. Here is the email he send to me so you understand my concern.
Your Good and Loving Partner,
Milton

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Dear Milton,

Please don’t get involved with Wells Fargo as they suck harder than a vacuum cleaner with a fresh bag. I have had nothing but problems in my dealing with them.

Well, not everything has been a problem. There was the time I got the greatest blow job I’ve ever had from the manager of the Brentwood branch. If your ever in that area, go in and ask for Mary Beth and tell her Merl told you all about her. She’s so fucking hot and horny all the time and your certain to get at least a blow job like I did. Milton that woman could suck a possum through a straw with that mouth of hers. Hell, you may even get laid if you buy her a few drinks.

Sorry I got side tracked and should stay on topic, so here’s my story.

I've been with Wells Fargo bank for 9 years now and I can safely say that nobody in their right mind would bank with them. They are an atrocious bank. Completely and utterly incompetent. I don't understand how they've gotten to the position they are in being this bad. It seems nearly impossible to contemplate.

The following is not the only thing that has happened to me but it is the most recent and so the most clear in my mind.

In August 2000 I decide I'm going to move back to Japan....(text deleted) ....................
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(more text deleted)
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I remember about 7 years ago being pissed off enough to want to switch. That wasn't the only time either. I actually stormed out of a branch and spent the rest of the day interviewing banks. At the time the best bank appeared to be Fidelity Federal. It's was a smaller bank though and with few branches and a month after that episode I moved to the San Francisco area and so I didn't end up switching at that time.

Now I just can't take it anymore. Anybody know a bank that works? Although I'll be using the Citibank PBOE for transfers and stuff they don't have all the features I want and they are expensive so I'm still looking for another bank for my main bank.
U U U U U U G G G G G G G G H H H H H H H H H H ! ! ! ! !

Please please please do not use Wells Fargo. Please find another bank. Do not reward this bank with your patronage. You're only helping an evil empire. Please get out now.

Give all my best to the family.

Your loving cousin
Merl

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So yesterday I got a reply from Willy.

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Dear Good Partner,

Go and open ONLINE BANKING WITH BANK OF AMERICA and get back to me .

My friend also banks with bank of america.

Urgent reply needded

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I want to drag this out some more until he gets frustrated enough to get upset with me.

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Subject: Hey, was up?

William,
What do i do now? I send you a email about them mutha fuckas at Wells Fargo but I dint here from you. And Ellie May told me you and her was tryin to set something up. Is that right? Has you and her been talking to each other?
Wilburn

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If you remember, Ellie May told Willy not to say anything about Willy and her emailing each other. So why did she tell Milburn then? Who knows, I'll think of something later if I have to.

And....

I wonder how Willie will interpret my email? Will he think I'm upset with him for talking to Ellie May, or what will he think? It doesn't matter what he thinks or what his reply to me is, I'm going to be upset with him. :-)

Diving Lesson (NOT) HNT

1. Put on your sexiest bathing suit and get into diving position on the diving board. (Try not to look like this dork.)



2. Dive gracefully into the water. (Don't fall face first into the water like this guy did.)



3. Glide smoothly into the water making as small a splash as possible. (Again, don't do what this guy did. He made the mistake of making sure his body was parallel with the surface of the water when he hit. He not only made a big splash with the belly flop, this also gave him severe abdominal pain.



4. Reward yourself with the favorite meal of your choice for a job well done. (Or in this guys case, he consoled himself with this lobster dinner for being a schmuck.)



Note: For the story behind this story, check out the post immediately below. Or not, that's up to you.