Happy Anniversary Lori!

Today is 11th month anniversary of the day Lori and I met. I took her the movies and then to Kenny's Pub & Grub for dinner. We were having such a great time, we closed the place and I didn't get Lori home until just before sunrise.

Happy Anniversary Baby!

New Blogger Got Me Too

Blogger made me switch all three of my blogs to the new Blogger this morning. This better be worth it, or I'm going to be really pissed off.

Elyse Sewell

Do you remember this girl!


No? Well, she was the "Third-to-Next Top Model" on the TV show "America's Next Top Model"; meaning she came in third. But third place was not such a bad place to be. She is the ONLY person from that show to go into modeling. She models for a living, mostly in Hong Kong.

The photo you see above, is from Elyse's latest blog post. She posts all the time and always with pictures she takes herself. She is funny as hell and if you want laugh, visit her blog. I'm never disappointed when I do.

Got to go. Lori just called and she is just a few minutes away. I have to hurry and get her drink ready. I always greet her at the door with a gin & tonic. Have a great weekend.

Combo HNT

I still haven't gotten that haircut I talked about last week. You all know how much I HATE getting my haircut, so your probably not surprised.



So, where's the nekkidness you ask?

Don't worry, it's coming right up.

So for all you horn dogs, a picture of my, uh, uh, my man junk follows.





WARNING! DO NOT SCROLL DOWN THE PAGE IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED BY LOOKING AT MAN JUNK!






I WARNED YOU!!!!!!!!!










EDIT: Sorry to disappoint you. I was going to post my junk in it's full glory, but got shy at the last minute and covered it up.

What can I say, I'm shy.

Besides, Lori may not approve.

But if you really want to see my stuff, ask Lori.

My junk is now her's to do with as she wishes now, so if she say it's okay with her, you got it!

Happy HNT Y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

American Idol Is On Tonight!

Tonight the show is from Birmingham Alabama. I checked out the American Idol web site and looked at some of the pictures of tonights competitors.

Maybe they will pick one of these guys...








Our her. :-P








Now the guy with the bird shit on his hat is a strong candidate, because I hear one of the judges (and I'm not telling you which one) is into poop.






Now the drum major is sure to get a lot of attention, so maybe they'll send him to Hollywood.








Oooooo, I think this pretty young lady with the nice cleavage just moved to the top of my list! I sure hope she and her boobs makes it to Hollywood!







Enjoy the show!

I Can't Help Falling in Love with You

Why did I post this? Read Lori's post to find out.

Want to Laugh?

Here's another joke I received in an email from my stepmother. This on really cracks me up!

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Senior Citizens

At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish.

Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day.

The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure.

They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady,

"Do you want to go up or down?"

All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat!

When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.

They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river.

He again asked the lady, "Up or down?”

There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again.

This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day.

She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or down?”

The woman replied, "Down."

A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady, "Up or down?"

She replied, "Up."

This really confused the gentleman so he asked, "What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!"

She replied, "Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were fuck or drown.