Monday, February 19, 2007

Over 30,000 Sold!

As of today, I've had over 30,000 of you horn dogs stop by my blog. Will wonders never cease?





Page Loads Unique Visitors First Time Visitors Returning Visitors
Total 41,420 30,270 17,378 12,892
Average 63 46 26 20



I started my blog on Saturday, April 23, 2005 at 3:53 PM and my first visitor stopped by two days later on April 25th. It was my friend Sarah from Political Crossfire Forum, a forum I helped moderate for a while.

Four days later I had my second visitor Lucky Pink. She and I still keep in touch through our blogs. Sarah doesn't blog much anymore, but once in a while she stops by and says hello.

It's been fun, thanks!!!!!

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Happy Valentine's Day!

I've had my blog for almost two years now and have "met" many wonder people and made a lot of good friends. Thank you all for being there for me through the good times and the bad. This song's for you.


Tuesday, February 13, 2007

RECIPE TIP # 842 - GET A FREE COOKBOOK

I was watching the Rachael Ray Show this morning and watched a segment with Kristin Davis & Mario Batali. They talked about a cookbook Mario, Giada De Laurentiis and Barilla pasta were involved in producing. The cookbook is a free download from Barilla's website and take it from 'Chef BTExpress', it's full of very good and very easy to make recipes. Get your free copy today! Here's how Barilla describes this on their website.

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Barilla teamed up with 10 Hollywood stars to create The Celebrity Pasta Lovers' Cookbook, which features recipes inspired by their favorite pasta dishes.

Barilla asked two of its favorite chefs, Giada De Laurentiis and Mario Batali, to take these favorites and create authentic Italian versions of the recipes that everyone can easily prepare and enjoy. And as an extra treat, Giada and Mario contributed their choice recipes as well!

The Celebrity Pasta Lovers' Cookbook is available here, free of charge, through February 2007. For each person who downloads a copy of the cookbook, Barilla will donate $1 to America's Second Harvest - The Nation's Food Bank Network, with a total donation up to $100,000. Barilla has been a supporter of America's Second Harvest since 1997, donating over 5 million pounds of pasta for distribution among more than 200 member food banks serving all 50 states, the District of Columbia and Puerto Rico.

Monday, February 12, 2007

I Have Some Good News and Some Bad News

Bad News #1: Remember my last update on my bathroom remodeling when I told you I picked out all the stuff to remodel my bathrooms? Well, forget it. I'm still remodeling the bathrooms, but I changed my mind about the designs, which in turn meant picking out and locating all new fixtures, plumbing, etc.

Bad News #2: It's taken me over two weeks to fine everything I needed to start the job. I've been going around and around with two suppliers for over two weeks, with problems like, no returned telephone calls, parts that are obsolete, parts that will take forever to get in, supplier screwed up on what they advised me I needed, appointments canceled and on and on and on......................

Bad news #3: Yesterday I ordered 95% of what I need to do the remodeling of both bathrooms and I can get the contractor to come here to go over my designs so I can order the tile.

Why is that bad news you ask? Excellent question! It's bad news because all of the stuff I ordered yesterday cost $4,614.30 and that doesn't include the tile for either bathroom or the labor to install everything.

Bad News #4: The tile costs about $6.00 a square foot and I need, lets see, how much will I need? The 1/2-bath is only 4' x 4 1/2' so that tile will only cost a little over $100. The master bath is 8' x 7'. I'm tiling the entire bathroom. The floor (56 sq ft), ceiling (56 sq ft), walls (240 sq ft) and two small floor to ceiling walls to enclose the shower (70 sq ft). That brings the grand total to tile to 359 sq ft. Now multiplying that by $6, that means the tile will cost me a minimum of $2,154. There will be scrap and waste, so I'll add on a few dollars for that. So I figure about $2,500 for the tile.

Now for the good news! HURRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good News #1: Yesterday, Frank at Home Depot Expo spent 1 1/2 hours with Lori going over what I wanted and what I needed. I saw his boss last week and it seems he made a few errors on what I needed. Frank caught those errors and probably saved me a lot of headaches. Can you imagine having your only bathroom with a shower not being finished because of wrong part? Thank goodness Frank was so alert. I suppose his 30 years as plumber helped.

Good News #2: The tile for the Master bath is in stock at the tile store. As soon as I can get the contractor over here to go over my design, I can get the tile. I'm sure I'm going to have to wait a couple of weeks for the things I ordered yesterday to come in, so I still have some time for this.

That's about it for my bathrooms so far, but I have some more good news.

Good News #3: A week or so ago Lori asked me in passing, if I was ever on the receiving end of Valentines Day. Truthfully, I never have, so that's what I told her. It seems to me that's the day women expect the man to go all out and they don't, so that's the way it's always been for me. I didn't think much about her question after that. Saturday I brought up the subject of Valentines Day and to my surprise, Lori told me she had made plans. I'm going to be the one on the receiving end this year for the first time ever! Can you fucking believe it,!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll tell you all about when I find out what we're doing. Lori did tell one thing. To pack the camera and tripod, so I'm sure there's going be a lot of naughtiness involved. HEE, HEE, HEE...................

Friday, February 9, 2007

Interesting Fact #427 - How Much Is a Billion?

I have no real reason for posting this, I thought it was interesting.


a. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
b. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
c. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
d. A billion days ago no one walked on the earth on two feet.
e. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes,
at the rate our government is spending it.

Thursday, February 8, 2007

SUPER BOWL FANTASY HNT - PART 2

STOP!

FIRST GO TO LORI'S BLOG AND READ PART 1 OF THIS STORY


AND THEN COME BACK HERE FOR PART 2.






The maid wench named Lori



Then bent over near



And with a grin on my face



I reached for my beer




It was ice cold and refreshing



As I stared at her rack



Then with eyes on her body



I asked, "Where is my snack"?





There were nachos piled high





With chili and cheese













And Buffalo styled wings,





She was trying to please.......








A sandwich piled thick



With a bun soft & fine



And I watched as she turned



And flashed her behind!





Now away with you wench




And get back to your chores







I'll see you at half time




For maybe some more!





Prince's halftime show was nothing, you see



Cuz it didn't come close



To the one Lori gave me.




The feather duster and apron



Were just a start



Next came the dress



"Damn this wench is so hot!"


The stockings were last



Oh man what a site



"Happy HNT to you all



And to all a good-night!"