Lori, here's to many, many more years of togetherness naughtiness my love little sex kitten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, March 8, 2007
Wednesday, March 7, 2007
I Cut My Hair
No, not the hair on my head. I'm still hanging on to it for a while longer.
I cut the hair here...........................
...............and here.
EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Hope y'all weren't eating!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a good day. :-D
Hope y'all weren't eating!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a good day. :-D
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
WTF?
Someone found my blog by Googling "ladies room"+"bowel movement". LOL
I have a riddle for you.
Q. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Give up?
A. One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...
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I have a riddle for you.
Q. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Give up?
A. One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...
Monday, March 5, 2007
Anniversary Weekend Update - We Had a Great Time!
As most of you know, Lori and I celebrated the one year anniversary of the day we met over the weekend. I rented a room with a hot tub at the local Marriott for Friday thru Sunday morning.
When we arrived at the hotel, we checked in. I asked if the room had a microwave and was told, yes, it has a kitchen with a refrigerator. Cool, a fridge! I figured it was one of those small ones.
We got the room key cards and headed up to the fifth floor.
When I booked the room, I saw photos of the room. It was one long room with a king size bed at one end and a sofa opposite the hot tub at the other. The bathroom was next to the hot tub. The room was $169 a night (less my $10 AARP discount for $159), which is kind of expensive, but I used points on my Marriott Rewards account to get one night free. So the room was really only going cost about $80 a night, so I figured it would be well worth it.
And was it worth it! That wasn't at all what the room was like at all.
I opened the door with the card and the room as dark. I pushed open the door, Lori walked and i turned on the light. This is what we saw.
The thing I immediately noticed was that there was no bed. WTF, where's the bed?
I walk in and look to the right and there really is a kitchen. All that was missing was the stove. It had tons of cabinets, a refrigerator, a coffee maker and a microwave oven.
We walked into the dining area and living room. HOLY CRAP! There's a table set for dinner and living room, but where's the frigging bed?
Here's the TV opposite the sofa and the desk with a telephone.
This is the sofa and a large chair and ottoman.
This is the view looking back toward the kitchen and door into the room.
I saw two doors opposite the kitchen. I looked through the first door and saw the hot tub.
It was HUGE and wide enough for the both of us side-by-side. The walls around the tub were marble.
To the left of the hot tub was the sink and toilet. All the fixtures were by Kohler and very nice.
I turned around and walked through another door into a wash room with a large double closet.
Continuing straight ahead was the bedroom. Yes, a frigging bedroom!
This is the love nest!
Your looking back out the bedroom door. Through the door on the left you can just see the refrigerator in the kitchen.
This was not just a large room like we saw in the photos on the web site, THIS WAS A FIVE ROOM SUITE! We discussed that maybe, just maybe, they put us in one of the more expensive suites instead of the $159 a night room I reserved. I didn't care and I wasn't going to ask. I figured if they did make a mistake and tried to charge me more, I'd argue when I checked out. I'd never stayed in a room this large or this nice before so I was going to enjoy it and worry about how much it was going to cost when we checked out.
We got settled and made a couple of gin & toncs for us. I asked Lori if she wanted to get room service instead of going out for dinner. I'll give you one guess what she said.
Go ahead and guess.
Your right! She said no to room service.
LOL, just kidding.
Of course she said yes. What would you expect?
The menu offered so many choices that it was difficult to decide what to get. I told Lori to order what ever she wanted, because it was our anniversary. We got steamed little neck clams in a garlic sauce for the appetizer and a spinach salad with goat cheese, bacon bits, shredded carrots, almonds and blue cheese dressing. Lori ordered half a duck with some kind of sauce and I ordered steak with shrimp scampi. All of it was excellent!
After dinner it was off to a shower and a dip in the hot tub. We'll show you a few of the less-explicit photos this Thursday for HNT. The more-explicit ones were saving for ourselves. ;-)
After the fun in the tub, we retired to the boudoir for a movie, some well deserved snuggling and a night cap. About 12:30 we could hear our neighbors showering and then retired to their boudoir for what was obviously some very HOT snuggling. Let's just say she was a screamer, so the snuggling must have been HOT indeed! LOL
The next day we slept late and hung out in bed for a while. I hung the 'DO NOT DISTURB' sign on the door the night before, so about 12:30 maid services called and ask if we wanted our room made up. Lori told them we'd be out by 2:30, so they could make up the room by then.
We went to breakfast and then went back to my house to kill some time. We decided to go to the movies while we were out. We saw the movie 'The Number 23'. All I'll tell you about it is don't believe anything the critics say about the movie. Jim Carrie was very good and we both enjoyed it.
After the movie we went back to the room and got cleaned up for dinner. The Marriott shares a parking lot with 'Red Lobster' and 'Smokey Bones BBQ & Grille'. Lori wanted ribs, so we took the short walk across the parking lot to Smoky Bones. Dinner was very good, so if there is a Smoky Bones near you, I recommend trying it out.
Then it was back to the room for....... well, you know. ;-)
Check out was at 12:00 noon on Sunday, so I set the alarm for 11:00. We got up, packed and then went down to the front desk to settle the bill. They handed me the bill and to my surprise, it really did cost $159 a night. I consider that an excellent deal and well worth the price!
When we arrived at the hotel, we checked in. I asked if the room had a microwave and was told, yes, it has a kitchen with a refrigerator. Cool, a fridge! I figured it was one of those small ones.
We got the room key cards and headed up to the fifth floor.
When I booked the room, I saw photos of the room. It was one long room with a king size bed at one end and a sofa opposite the hot tub at the other. The bathroom was next to the hot tub. The room was $169 a night (less my $10 AARP discount for $159), which is kind of expensive, but I used points on my Marriott Rewards account to get one night free. So the room was really only going cost about $80 a night, so I figured it would be well worth it.
And was it worth it! That wasn't at all what the room was like at all.
I opened the door with the card and the room as dark. I pushed open the door, Lori walked and i turned on the light. This is what we saw.
The thing I immediately noticed was that there was no bed. WTF, where's the bed?
I walk in and look to the right and there really is a kitchen. All that was missing was the stove. It had tons of cabinets, a refrigerator, a coffee maker and a microwave oven.
We walked into the dining area and living room. HOLY CRAP! There's a table set for dinner and living room, but where's the frigging bed?
Here's the TV opposite the sofa and the desk with a telephone.
This is the sofa and a large chair and ottoman.
This is the view looking back toward the kitchen and door into the room.I saw two doors opposite the kitchen. I looked through the first door and saw the hot tub.
It was HUGE and wide enough for the both of us side-by-side. The walls around the tub were marble.
To the left of the hot tub was the sink and toilet. All the fixtures were by Kohler and very nice.
I turned around and walked through another door into a wash room with a large double closet.
Continuing straight ahead was the bedroom. Yes, a frigging bedroom!
This is the love nest!
Your looking back out the bedroom door. Through the door on the left you can just see the refrigerator in the kitchen.This was not just a large room like we saw in the photos on the web site, THIS WAS A FIVE ROOM SUITE! We discussed that maybe, just maybe, they put us in one of the more expensive suites instead of the $159 a night room I reserved. I didn't care and I wasn't going to ask. I figured if they did make a mistake and tried to charge me more, I'd argue when I checked out. I'd never stayed in a room this large or this nice before so I was going to enjoy it and worry about how much it was going to cost when we checked out.
We got settled and made a couple of gin & toncs for us. I asked Lori if she wanted to get room service instead of going out for dinner. I'll give you one guess what she said.
Go ahead and guess.
Your right! She said no to room service.
LOL, just kidding.
Of course she said yes. What would you expect?
The menu offered so many choices that it was difficult to decide what to get. I told Lori to order what ever she wanted, because it was our anniversary. We got steamed little neck clams in a garlic sauce for the appetizer and a spinach salad with goat cheese, bacon bits, shredded carrots, almonds and blue cheese dressing. Lori ordered half a duck with some kind of sauce and I ordered steak with shrimp scampi. All of it was excellent!
After dinner it was off to a shower and a dip in the hot tub. We'll show you a few of the less-explicit photos this Thursday for HNT. The more-explicit ones were saving for ourselves. ;-)
After the fun in the tub, we retired to the boudoir for a movie, some well deserved snuggling and a night cap. About 12:30 we could hear our neighbors showering and then retired to their boudoir for what was obviously some very HOT snuggling. Let's just say she was a screamer, so the snuggling must have been HOT indeed! LOL
The next day we slept late and hung out in bed for a while. I hung the 'DO NOT DISTURB' sign on the door the night before, so about 12:30 maid services called and ask if we wanted our room made up. Lori told them we'd be out by 2:30, so they could make up the room by then.
We went to breakfast and then went back to my house to kill some time. We decided to go to the movies while we were out. We saw the movie 'The Number 23'. All I'll tell you about it is don't believe anything the critics say about the movie. Jim Carrie was very good and we both enjoyed it.
After the movie we went back to the room and got cleaned up for dinner. The Marriott shares a parking lot with 'Red Lobster' and 'Smokey Bones BBQ & Grille'. Lori wanted ribs, so we took the short walk across the parking lot to Smoky Bones. Dinner was very good, so if there is a Smoky Bones near you, I recommend trying it out.
Then it was back to the room for....... well, you know. ;-)
Check out was at 12:00 noon on Sunday, so I set the alarm for 11:00. We got up, packed and then went down to the front desk to settle the bill. They handed me the bill and to my surprise, it really did cost $159 a night. I consider that an excellent deal and well worth the price!
Friday, March 2, 2007
Wooo Hoooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lori will be here shortly and then we are off to the Marriott for the weekend to celebrate the one-year anniversary of the day we met. I got a room with a king sized bed and a hot tub. Yes, a fucking hot tub!!!!!!
Have a great weekend y'all! I'm almost sure it won't be as good as ours, but I'd like you to try. If I live through the wickedness this weekend, please let me know on Monday how your weekend was. We can trade stories and photographs. I'm bringing my camera and tripod. ;-)
Have a great weekend y'all! I'm almost sure it won't be as good as ours, but I'd like you to try. If I live through the wickedness this weekend, please let me know on Monday how your weekend was. We can trade stories and photographs. I'm bringing my camera and tripod. ;-)
This All a Bunch of Bull Shit!!!!!
I’m discussed by the care and treatment our military wounded at Walter Reed Army Medical Center. I was in Walter Reed for about a month in 1969 having follow-up surgery on some of my wounds. The place was old then (built in 1909), but was very well maintained. The care I received was as good as any I’ve ever had.
Now we find out that the people in charge there have known about the crap the patients have been put through for years, but choose not to address them. This is a disgrace and we shouldn’t stand for it!
Hospital Officials Knew of Neglect
Washington Post - March 1, 2007
By Anne Hull and Dana Priest. Top officials at Walter Reed Army Medical Center, including the Army's surgeon general, have heard complaints about outpatient neglect from family members, veterans groups and members of Congress for more than three years.
A procession of Pentagon and Walter Reed officials expressed surprise last week about the living conditions and bureaucratic nightmares faced by wounded soldiers staying at the D.C. medical facility. But as far back as 2003, the commander of Walter Reed, Lt. Gen. Kevin C. Kiley, who is now the Army's top medical officer, was told that soldiers who were wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan were languishing and lost on the grounds, according to interviews.
(Click on this link to read the rest of this story.)
One of our fellow bloggers, Sis B, has written an excellent post that is addressing this and several other very important issues as well. These issues hit home particularly hard for her, because right now, her husband is serving in the US Army in Korea. They hit home for me too, because I served in Vietnam and was wounded and I spend months recovering in military hospitals.
So no matter how you feel about the wars we are fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan, you have to admit that this is a shame and something needs to be done ASAP. So do me a favor and take a few minutes to read her post. She has some excellent suggestions on how we can help.
Thank you in advance for caring.
Now we find out that the people in charge there have known about the crap the patients have been put through for years, but choose not to address them. This is a disgrace and we shouldn’t stand for it!
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Hospital Officials Knew of Neglect
Washington Post - March 1, 2007
By Anne Hull and Dana Priest. Top officials at Walter Reed Army Medical Center, including the Army's surgeon general, have heard complaints about outpatient neglect from family members, veterans groups and members of Congress for more than three years.
A procession of Pentagon and Walter Reed officials expressed surprise last week about the living conditions and bureaucratic nightmares faced by wounded soldiers staying at the D.C. medical facility. But as far back as 2003, the commander of Walter Reed, Lt. Gen. Kevin C. Kiley, who is now the Army's top medical officer, was told that soldiers who were wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan were languishing and lost on the grounds, according to interviews.
(Click on this link to read the rest of this story.)
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One of our fellow bloggers, Sis B, has written an excellent post that is addressing this and several other very important issues as well. These issues hit home particularly hard for her, because right now, her husband is serving in the US Army in Korea. They hit home for me too, because I served in Vietnam and was wounded and I spend months recovering in military hospitals.
So no matter how you feel about the wars we are fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan, you have to admit that this is a shame and something needs to be done ASAP. So do me a favor and take a few minutes to read her post. She has some excellent suggestions on how we can help.
Thank you in advance for caring.
Thursday, March 1, 2007
Anniversary HNT
This coming weekend, Lori and I will be celebrating the One-Year Anniversary of our first date. You can read how we met on Lori's blog.
Last weekend I stayed at Lori's and on Saturday night, as a prelude to our anniversary, we went back to 'Jerry and the Mermaid'. We have a lot of fond memories of the times we spent at Jerry's those first few months Lori and I were together and we wanted to relive some of them Saturday night. We had a good time and stayed a lot longer than we planned and had a ball.
We saw our favorite waitress and now good friend, Liz (aka Bubbles). We have a lot of fond memories of Liz. Remember this post and all the ass shots I took?
Lori made sure she got a shot of Liz's ass to add to the collection and that thong that just kept popping out every time Liz bent over.
Lucky me! I got a kiss from Liz, which made me a very happy little horn dog.
But my very best favorite part of that night, was spending it with my baby.
I just love that girl to pieces!!!!!!!
But can you blame me?
I think not!
Cause, she's the BEST!
Last weekend I stayed at Lori's and on Saturday night, as a prelude to our anniversary, we went back to 'Jerry and the Mermaid'. We have a lot of fond memories of the times we spent at Jerry's those first few months Lori and I were together and we wanted to relive some of them Saturday night. We had a good time and stayed a lot longer than we planned and had a ball.
We saw our favorite waitress and now good friend, Liz (aka Bubbles). We have a lot of fond memories of Liz. Remember this post and all the ass shots I took?
Lori made sure she got a shot of Liz's ass to add to the collection and that thong that just kept popping out every time Liz bent over.
Lucky me! I got a kiss from Liz, which made me a very happy little horn dog.But my very best favorite part of that night, was spending it with my baby.
I just love that girl to pieces!!!!!!!But can you blame me?
I think not!
Cause, she's the BEST!
HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY BABY!
MAY THERE BE A BAZILLION MORE!
MAY THERE BE A BAZILLION MORE!
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