National Go-Topless Day HNT - NSFW

Sunday was the day we believers protested for a woman's right to legally be topless in public. I live in New York and currently New York is the only state where women can go topless legally (since a 1992 ruling), so really, Go-Topless Day can be every day here. This is one of the reasons I love the great state of New York.

I so wish I could have been there, but I couldn't make the trip into New York City to join the protest, boy do I wish I could have, but I supported them as an absentee.

I also decided to kill two birds with one stone by being topless and getting ready for next years Masturbation Day.














What?

You didn't really think I'd post a picture of that did you?

Don't complain, at least I'm topless and just starting to get ready.

HAPPY NATIONAL GO-TOPLESS DAY HNT

Sunday

Sunday is national go topless day where a woman’s right to freely go topless will be celebrated.

I know I'll be celebrating.

Lori's in, are you?

Now if I can only find some other women to celebrate with us.

Any volunteers?

POOL PARTY HNT

Can't have a party if the pool isn't clean.














Yes, that's me floating in the chair over on the right.

We'll have a great time.

Wait, did I invite you to the pool party next August 7th?

No? I'm sorry. You are here by invited and of course bathing suits are optional.





I might even cook for you.














I love this view.














I can't believe how good this turned out.














You can even roast marshmallows on my fire pit?














Do you want this to be you next August? Then come over and join in the fun?

HAPPY LONG ISLAND POOL PARTY HNT!

The Best Engine

A notable gynecologist once said,

"The best engine in the world is the vagina.

It can be started with one finger.

It is self-lubricating.

It takes any size piston.

And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental."

Disclaimer: If this offends you, don't blame me, blame Shumpy. He sent it to me in a email and I'm just passing it on. LOL

OMFG!!!!

This is almost the weirdest post I've seen to date.

why does ex boyfriends think its exceptable to ask " Can you suggest a hooker" EVERY fucking ex boyfriend does that too me at some stage- just to rub it in... grrrrrrrrrr... just cause i'm a hooker doesn't mean i want to know what friend of mine you can fuck... grrrrrr

Yes, I know her, but only on line.

WHO WANTS TO BBQ HNT?

Last December my BBQ area looked like this.

Seven months later it looks like this.

Which one do you think I prefer to cook on?

I think my smile gives it away


HAPPY BBQ-ing HNT!


PS
DON'T FORGET, I'M HAVING AN OPEN HOUSE POOL PARTY NEXT AUGUST. CHECK OUT THE COUNT DOWN COUNTER TO THE RIGHT SO YOU CAN MAKE PLANS TO BE THERE.

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE.

When will I ever learn?

I locked myself out of the house again this morning. You would have thought that I'd learned my lesson the last time I locked myself out, which was only a month or so ago. I even had the extra key made.