Now THIS is the best job ever!

Katy Perry's boob straightener outer.

While shooting her new video in L.A. yesterday, the 24-year-old got some help getting her breasts realigned by her stylist.

Pool Party Reminder

Next August 7th I am having a pool party in my new back yard resort and you're all invited. Sorry, but adults only. I've gotten a lot of responses, so counting Lori & I, the respondents and their known partners, I have 15 yes' and 31 maybe's. I know everyone won't be able to make it, but that's still a lot of people and there's still 322 days to go.

Here's a list of the places people are coming from.

Long Island, NY
Montana
Washington DC
Texas
Michigan
Buffalo, NY
NY City
South Carolina
California
Tennessee
Montreal, Canada
Vancouver, Canada
Florida
Las Vegas
Kentucky
Massachusetts
Kansas
New Jersey
Oregon
Minnesota

Who hasn't responded yet?

Rerun HNT - July 12, 2007

The other day I took a quiz on Facebook to find out if I'd make a good Porn Star or Stripper or Model. The results were stripper. For those of you that may question my expertise, want a good laugh or have a fetish for old fat guys, keep reading.

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A long time ago, when I was just a sexy spring chicken, I performed a spur of the moment strip tease for Lori. She recorded it on video and I posted it on my old blog and on YouTube.

Judging by the 28 comments the blog readers left, they enjoyed it and got a good laugh. The reaction on YouTube was slightly different and it got over 5,000 hits from mostly men and some women that are into fat guys. At first I thought it was a little creepy being lusted after like that, but then figured what the hell. They think I'm hot and took it as a compliment.

Here are some of the comments I received.

Jerseysson27 - Got any old business suits (i.e. Jacket, tie, buttoned down shirts, undies, etc.), that you can do a rip-strip to, next?

garysouza - A very SEXY video!!!! Please do more!!!!! wearing white briefs.

luv4u269 - Very Sexxyyyy!!!

mexfanbear - hooooooooooooooooottttt¡¡¡¡¡¡ do more videos like this please

missanime00 - Sexy for an old gramps.

migturrodrgz - wow very sexy silver daddy, good job stripper!!!!
i would like see more videos stripper, you're so sexy. lack the song; i'm too sexy - right said fred.

So at migturrodrgz's request, I added the song "I'm Too Sexy" to the video, but don't think I posted it here. So without further ado, here's the musical version of a sexy 58 year old fat guy stripping.

Note: I blurred out my naughty bits, but there's a lot of man ass.

HAPPY RERUN HNT!

New Cleaning Ladies

I finally finished putting things away to get the place ready for the two hotties, I mean young ladies that are cleaning my house tomorrow. I think they're qualified, don't you?

Jack HNT

I went out to dinner tonight and made this really good post, but it some how disappeared.

Or was I drunk from too many Jack Daniels shots and imagined it?

I have no idea, but I have to get to sleep.

Regardless, this week they are doing my driveway over. This a pic of my first step on the new walk way from the house to the driveway.

I'll explain the rest tomorrow, maybe.

Right now I'm going to sleep.

Happy Jack Daniels HNT

Birthday Pool Party HNT

Last Friday night we had a birthday pool party at my place for one of Lori's daughters. I spent almost all the night in the pool floating around on my noodle.

At one point I decided to float over to the waterfall and check it out.







Don't you just love looking at the waterfall?

Happy Pool Party HNT

Amazing

I'm having a new driveway installed. Today they ripped the old one up and uncovered an old cesspool. The cesspool of the Hayward estate house that was built in the early 1900's. How cool is that? Old crap and it didn't even stink.