Closet Cleaning HNT

Lavender wasn't exactly the best color choice to stand up to dirt in my bedroom, but since purple is my favorite color, I choose it for my bedroom carpet about 30 years ago. Time has taken it's toll and finally it was time the carpet was replaced.

Let's start in the closet. I finally found one of my son's box cutters to use to slice the carpet.

FYI: Brian is not a gang member, but the produce manger in the produce department of Stop & Shop, so we have a LARGE supply of box cutters.


Start cutting here.........










.......stop there.....













Cut over there.....



You knew Lori would be checking out my ass, didn't you?











Geeze!!!!! Not another one?


FYI, I didn't post the rest of the ass shots to spare you. One can only take so much of my ass IMO.












I pealed back the carpet and low and behold, hard wood floors. Not one of those laminate floors, but real solid oak floors.















Pealed the carpet up, vacuumed the left over carpet bits and low and behold.............

...FRIGGING OAK FLOOR!

OAK FLOORS ARE HOT HNT!

Say a prayer

Os, aka Scott, is in ICU at St Pete's recovering from severely high blood sugar-probably in for the weekend. Sure he'll give more detail when he's recovered a bit but please send good thoughts and prayers.

The Human Body!

Very informative!

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

Guest Post HNT!

I've never broken the HNT rules like this before, but in this case, I had an offer I couldn't refuse. You know the rule about us being in the picture and all that?

RULES BE DAMNED!

My good friend Barbara Rappaport is a model, actress, singer, painter, writer and one hot looking chick. She entered a modeling contest to be the 30-something face of ELF cosmetics. They are seeking a 20, 30 and 40-something woman for this endeavor. They will pick the top in each age group and then fly them to NYC for a photo shoot and the final selection.

She said she generally doesn't enter contests but figured, what the hell, you never know. Here is the link. Any votes are appreciated!

As an extra special incentive, Barbara sent along a couple of pictures that I think will really show you why she deserves your votes.

So vote every day and lets get her to NY City and out to Long Island for a visit to my place and in my pool.


In addition, my 61st birthday is on November 4th, so consider your vote for her as your birthday present to me.

Here's an even hotter picture as incentive.


Don't tell me you don't think she deserves this. This girl is HOT! So what are you waiting for, click the link and vote for her.

FYI: You can vote daily. If you do, I'll be your BFF.

HAPPY GUEST POST HNT!


Drop by Barbara's blog and wish her luck. Don't forget to tell her I sent you.

Good Friends HNT

Tuesday Jillie & Robert came over for a visit.


First there was the show-off-the-yard tour.









Followed by the photo op on the patio.










We chatted for a while then went up town to a local pub, Cricket's, for lunch.













Jillie & Robert was told how nice Sayville was, so I took them on a walking tour of Main & South Main Streets.









Sayville has a lot of history since it was founded in 1761, so Robert wanted a tour. We drove all over south Sayville & West Sayville. One of the highlights was a drive past the home owned by a cameraman for Sesame Street & Big Bird.







Then back to my place for drinks before they hit the road.

"Well now it's time to say goodbye to Tony and his girl
They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heaping helping of their hospitality
Sayville that is"

"Y'all come back now, ya hear?"


And next August that includes y'all. I'm having a pool party and you're all invited.

HAPPY GOOD FRIENDS HNT!

Free Flu Shots and Lunch for Senior Citizens

For the last six years, a local business in Florida, has been giving away free flu shots and a gourmet lunch to senior citizens. I'll bet you can't guess who's hosting it? All I can say is that I wish they were doing this my area.

Video: Free flu shots and lunch for senior citizens.

Front Yard Remodeling HNT

Y'all know I've been remodeling my back yard for frigging ever. So why stop at just the back yard? Why not just get it all the hell over with and finish the outside once and for all? There have been big changes.

Here's the Old Homestead in 2005. Kind of over grown, don't you think?

That was the year my wife was diagnosed with brain cancer and I just didn't really care what it looked like.

Then I was stalked my the love of my life and my clone, Lori until I asked her out in March 2006. We met, fell in love and the rest is history.

We spent a lot of time fixing up the front yard and back yard. The front turned out like this.

It looked respectable at the time, but after remodeling the rest of my yard this year and seeing how good the place could look, this just wasn't going to cut it. I decided that once the back was finished, I'd get the front done too.

No, it's not finished yet. They still have more shrubs to plant, the sod needs to be laid, I need new blacktop for the driveway and a couple of new outside lights installed.

So what do you think so far?

What?

You want a closer look. Okay, here.

Not so fast!

I'll show a better shot when they finish.

Some how it's just not right to show you my front yard half nekkid.


HAPPY FRONT YARD REMODELING
HALF NEKKID THURSDAY!

PS
I'm so frigging excited! Jillie and her significant other Robert are coming here for a visit next week all the way from San Diego. So in their honor, I'm getting the place cleaned again by my new cleaning hotties. I mean cleaning ladies.