....and you live anywhere near me, get your ass down to Kenny's in Bayport this Sunday at noon. Let me explain.
Tonight I had the very best corned beef I have ever had. I went to Kenny's this evening for dinner and a beer or six. When I got there I was the only customer. I ordered a nice marinated shell steak. It came with mashed potatoes and spinach, all of which was very good.
I spent most of the evening talking to Debbie the bartender and she told me her life story, all about her son's medical issues and her one daughter's climb to assistant vet at a local animal shelter. Her nursing sick animals and being a surrogate mother for the cat she has.
May I ask you something? Can you tell me why it seems, to me anyway, why everyone tells me about their life story and problems? Now don't get me wrong, I really do enjoy hearing all about these things, and I do really like helping people if I can, but I just haven't figured out how people know that. Is there some kind of aura around me that indicates Tony loves to hear this stuff and give you his words of wisdom?
Oh, crap, I'm digressing. So what else is new?
Anyway.............. I spent the evening at Kenny's talking to Debbie the bartender, Billy the cook, Joey the bartender and Kenny the owner. Billy kept bringing out tastes of the corned beef he was making for this weekend. There is a Saint Patrick's Day parade in Bayport, and they are offering 1/2 priced beer and a free buffet of corned beef and cabbage. So Billy is cooking up a lot of corned beef for Sunday. Sunday they will open at 12:00 noon and I will be right there when they open and I surely will start eating and drinking as if I was Irish. I am 1/4 Scottish so I figure that is close enough.
Yeah, yeah, I know I usually never get up before noon anymore, so what makes me think I will be up and ready to be at Kenny's at noon? Well, let me tell you, 1/2 price beer and the best corned beef I have ever had, that's why. The cabbage doesn't hurt either. I just love corned beef and cabbage!
Tuesday, March 7, 2006
Sunday, March 5, 2006
West Side Story & the Drum Sticks
Arlene got tickets for the musical West Side Story at one of our local high schools for Friday night. Her boss’s daughter goes to the high school so our tickets were 7 rows back in the center section, great seats. I have to take my hat off to everyone involved in the play, because it was excellent, and so was the orchestra. Everyone did a really terrific job. We really enjoyed the play and had a great time.We hadn’t eaten dinner before the play so we went to Kenny’s after it was over to get something to eat and listen to music. We stayed until 1:00 and had a great time. I took Arlene home and she showed me some pictures of her new house in North Carolina. We also looked at some other pictures of her family. It was kind of like looking at a family album. The house looks good now, but will look great once she is done remodeling it.
Now the band at Kenny's, was not just any run of the mill local band playing. Noooooooooooo, no it wasn’t. They were three professional musicians that live on Long Island that get together to make a few bucks and to have fun.
*** John Miceli – drummer for Meatloaf and used to play with Blue Oyster Cult.
*** George Citron – guitar and vocals for Enrique Iglesias band
*** Rob DiMartino – bass guitar for Virgin Steele, Rainbow and Rondinelli
The owner’s nephew Joey, is good friends with John Miceli. He took drum lessons from John and also does some work for Meatloaf. That’s how they got them to play last night. They were excellent and everyone really enjoyed it.Last night I went to Kenny’s again. Joey had brought his drums in for John Miceli to use. Joey was packing them up to get them out of the way for that nights music. John had left a set of drumsticks with the drums that he used the night before so Joey gave them to me as a souvenir. I now have a pair of “John Miceli Signature Series” drumsticks actually used by the drummer from Meatloaf himself.
How cool is that?
Friday, March 3, 2006
My Pantry
You seemed to like looking in my refridgerator and the place I store my liquor (next to the stove (which is why the oils are in it), that I thought why not show you my pantry.
Sorry if it disappoints you, but there will be no nekkidness in these photos.
Sorry if it disappoints you, but there will be no nekkidness in these photos.
Thursday, March 2, 2006
"We have a problem Houston!"
Yes Houston, we have a serious problem!
BTExpress is out of gin. I normally fall back to drinking my old favorite, vodka, but I'm out of that too.
Even if I had the vodka or gin I'm also out of tonic. I do have some Pepsi though.
Let's see what I have left that I can mix with Pepsi.
I don't know, do you see anything that might go with Pepsi??????
How about Malibu Coconut Rum?????
Come on! Any ideas???????
No?
Click on the ladies boobs and ask Os for me. While your there, check out the rest of the Half-Nekkid Thursday family and tell them BTExpress needs gin and tonic ASAP.
Happy-Half Nekkid Thursday y'all!!!
BTExpress is out of gin. I normally fall back to drinking my old favorite, vodka, but I'm out of that too.
Even if I had the vodka or gin I'm also out of tonic. I do have some Pepsi though.
Let's see what I have left that I can mix with Pepsi.
I don't know, do you see anything that might go with Pepsi??????
How about Malibu Coconut Rum?????
Come on! Any ideas???????
No?
Click on the ladies boobs and ask Os for me. While your there, check out the rest of the Half-Nekkid Thursday family and tell them BTExpress needs gin and tonic ASAP.
Happy-Half Nekkid Thursday y'all!!!
Wednesday, March 1, 2006
My Refridgerator
I realize I haven't posted anything here since Monday and I felt bad about it. So today I thought and I thought real hard, but still couldn't come up with anything interesting. I figured something is better than nothing, so here is a picture of what's inside my refrigerator.
I know this post is boring, but you'll just have to live with it until you see my HNT post. I think all you alcoholic horn dogs will enjoy that one.
I know this post is boring, but you'll just have to live with it until you see my HNT post. I think all you alcoholic horn dogs will enjoy that one.
Monday, February 27, 2006
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! Chapter Twenty
Chapter 20: The Smithtown News Article
The is the story the local paper published about my being wounded.
The Smithtown News
November 21, 1968
Our Serviceman
Private Anthony C****k, Jr., son of Mr. and Mrs. Anthony C****k of North Ingelore Court, Smithtown, is a patient at the 249th Hospital in Tokyo, recovering from wounds suffered in Vietnam.
The soldier was wounded November 8 on a night patrol in the Vietnam Delta region when the enemy exploded a claymore mine, hitting the Smithtown man in me face, neck, back, left arm and legs. Anthony's brother, Edward, is in the U.S. Navy, undergoing basic training at the Great Lakes, Ill. Another brother, Rod, has been deactivated from the Reserves and is now home.
The is the story the local paper published about my being wounded.
The Smithtown News
November 21, 1968
Our Serviceman
Private Anthony C****k, Jr., son of Mr. and Mrs. Anthony C****k of North Ingelore Court, Smithtown, is a patient at the 249th Hospital in Tokyo, recovering from wounds suffered in Vietnam.
The soldier was wounded November 8 on a night patrol in the Vietnam Delta region when the enemy exploded a claymore mine, hitting the Smithtown man in me face, neck, back, left arm and legs. Anthony's brother, Edward, is in the U.S. Navy, undergoing basic training at the Great Lakes, Ill. Another brother, Rod, has been deactivated from the Reserves and is now home.
Redneck Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.
THE END
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THE END
For more Redneck Trailers, Trash, and other Tragically Caucasian Phenomenon, y'all git on over to Now that's some funny shit right thare...!! and laugh your ass off.
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