From WSNBC News of the Weird

Compelling Explanation
Lame: Jonathan Powell, 17, was convicted in April of sexually assaulting a college student in Iowa City, Iowa, after his DNA was found in several places on her body. Powell explained the DNA by claiming that he had merely bumped into the woman accidentally while jogging and had become so "entangled" with her that he was unable to free himself for about "45 minutes." [Des Moines Register, 5-1-07]


Least Competent People
Twelve hundred troops from Poland were deployed to Afghanistan in June as part of a NATO buildup to patrol the Pakistan border, searching for Taliban forces, but Polish commanders admitted that they would not be combat-ready for several weeks because the keys to all their Humvees had been stolen. One commander said spare keys had been ordered. [Reuters, 6-7-07]


PS
I don't want to hear any Polish jokes, because I'm Polish, got it!

PSS
I still LMAO when I read that one.

New Master Bath Rebuild, Day 1

The contractor framed out the new master bath Wednesday. First he laid down tar paper and then put 3/4" plywood over that. The old floor was in sad shape, so the plywood was needed to shore it up. The tar paper is placed between layers of wood to prevent the floor from squeaking when you walk on it. It's also a vapor barrier of sorts, but primarily it's to prevent squeaking.

Man, ya learn something new everyday.


The he framed out the shower and built the shower seat. The shower is massive. It's eight feet long and about 37" wide. I wonder how many people can fit in there? Anyone want to come over when the shower is ready, so we can find out? ;-)



Here's a video tour after the first days work.




PS
Check out the video in the post below. It's HOT!

I don't have a clue what they are selling....

.....but I want some.


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The Last Shower HNT

Monday the contractor gutted my master bath, so I thought it was fitting to take a video tour of the last official shower in the old bathroom. If your nice, I'll take a video of the first official shower in the new bathroom.

Warning: This video is rated NSFW or maybe even an NC-17, because I showered naked. Don't say I didn't warn you.

HAPPY HNT Y'ALL!!!

Click on this button to see who else has join the HNT fun this week.

PS
I hijacked Lori's blog this week. I caught her with her pants down, so y'all might want to stop by her place and check it out. Hee, hee, hee....................she's going to kill me for this on e. LMAO!!!!!

My Naked Master Bath

My master bathroom was gutted yesterday and here's the results.





If you want to see what it looked like before, check this video out.

The Remodeling Continues

Today they are gutting the master bath. tomorrow Frank will frame it out and on Wednesday the electrician and plumber are coming to do their thing.

******NEWS ALERT******

I needed an old pair of pants to wear the other day while I painted my bathroom. My usual work jeans were in the laundry, so I rummaged around in the bottom of my closet for an old pair. All I found were some size 38 waist jeans. I haven't been in size 38 for years. I tried on a pair and low and behold, they fit! I'VE GONE DOWN A WAIST SIZE IN MY PANTS!!! WOOT!!!! WOOT!!!!

Lori likes them a lot, because they hug my ass and naughty bits. I like them too, because I have tangible proof I'm loosing weight.