HAPPY NEW YEAR HORN DOGS!!!!!!!

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Stop by Lori's blog and see what her New Years resolution is.

The Best Things in Life

This list courtesy of James S Huggins.

# Falling in love.

# Laughing so hard your face hurts.

# A hot shower.

# No lines at the Super Wal-Mart.

# A special glance.

# Getting mail.

# Taking a drive on a pretty road.

# Hearing your favorite song on the radio.

# Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.

# Hot towels out of the dryer.

# Finding the sweater you want is on sale for half price.

# Chocolate milkshake.

# A long distance phone call.

# A bubble bath.

# Giggling.

# A good conversation.

# The beach.

# Finding a $20 bill in your coat from last winter.

# Laughing at yourself.

# Midnight phone calls that last for hours.

# Running through sprinklers.

# Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.

# Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.

# Laughing at an inside joke.

# Friends.

# Falling in love for the first time.

# Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.

# Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.

# Your first kiss.

# Making new friends or spending time with old ones.

# Playing with a new puppy.

# Late night talks with your roommate that keep you from sleeping.

# Having someone play with your hair.

# Sweet dreams.

# Hot chocolate.

# Road trips with friends.

# Swinging on swings.

# Watching a good movie cuddled up on a couch with someone you love.

# Wrapping presents under the Christmas tree while eating cookies and drinking eggnog.

# Song lyrics printed inside your new CD so you can sing along without feeling stupid.

# Going to a really good concert.

# Getting butterflies in your stomach every time you see that one person.

# Making eye contact with a cute stranger.

# Winning a really competitive game.

# Making chocolate chip cookies!

# Having your friends send you homemade cookies!

# Spending time with close friends!

# Seeing smiles and hearing laughter from your friends.

# Holding hands with someone you care about.

# Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.

# Discovering that love is unconditional and stronger than time.

# Riding the best roller coasters over and over.

# Hugging the person you love.

# Watching the expression someone's face as they open a much-desired present from you.

# Watching the sunrise.

# Getting out of bed every morning and thanking God for another beautiful day.

# Having friends you know you can cry on or talk to about your deepest problem

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I'm adding "Free Internet Porn" to the list. Can you think of anything else to add?

Cooking Tip # 14

When a recipe calls for white wine in the sea scallop scampi, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, substitute red wine. If you don't have any white wine, just leave out the wine all together or dinner will turn out FRIGGING DISGUSTING! YUCK!!!!!

That is all. :-(

I'm lonely and bored

Lori is in Rhode Island this weekend visiting her parents and I needed some cheering up. Nothing says holiday cheer more than a hot chick cooking in her bra. So for your's and my viewing pleasure, "A Girl, A Bra, A Stove".

Thank you Atom Films!

We All Need a New Calender for 2008

I thought I'd perform a public service and provide y'all, my fellow horn dogs, with a link to free sexy 2008 calenders. Well, almost free. Each one will cost you the price of twelve sheets of printer paper and a little color ink.

It's going to cost me a lot more ink and paper than that. I've been printing out calenders for three days now and still haven't reached the end of the list of calenders I want. I sure hope I can get them all printed out and hung before the first of the year.

http://www.areaticino.com/calendari-2008.asp

My Favorite HNT of 2007

For HNT this week, Os wants us to choose our favorite 2007 HNT. Here is a summary of the rules.

For the last HNT of the year, it's time to go back to YOUR OWN archives and choose YOUR favorite HNT of 2006 2007. This is the one that YOU think is best. Post the picture again, and let us know why it's your favorite. Link back to the original, if you want.

This was tough, because I liked them all. Well, most of them anyway. The Root Canal HNT was at the very bottom of the list. I went back through my HNTs and finally decided on the SUPER BOWL FANTASY HNT posted on February 8th. This HNT was done jointly with Lori. She posted Part One on her blog and I posted Part Two on mine. Doing this one was a lot of fun. Click on the links and I'm sure you'll be able to figure out why.

Now for my favorite picture. Since this post was a two parter, I felt the need to post my favorite picture from each part.

"What's better than watching the big game, with the Nudist Rules in effect..."

"...and being served food and grog by your favorite sexy wench?"

There is nothing better!

Wait! Now that I think of it there are a few things that are better and they all include my favorite sexy wench.

If you are so inclined, all 125 of my HNT posts are available here.

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Click on the lady's boobies to join the fun.

No, not Lori's boobies you horn dog. The lady's in red below.

Merry Day After Christmas!

I hope you got lucky, as in you received all the gifts you were hoping for. I sure did and more. My son got me a 27 inch TV for my bedroom. My old 24 inch one was starting to go, so if he didn't get one for me, I soon would have had to buy one for myself.

I gave Brian a tool kit, so he'll stop using mine and then maybe I'll be able to find my tools when I need them. I also got him a new electric razor. He's been complaining about razor burn, so he was very happy I gave him that. His big present was a VISA gift card so he could buy new hockey equipment. He has been playing roller hockey in a league where they use a ball. In January they move to a different league and move up to the A division. This league uses a puck and getting hit by a puck hurts a hell of a lot more than getting hit by a ball. That means that he has to outfit himself with different types of protective equipment. I gave him enough money so he can buy new skates too.

In the afternoon Brian went to his girl friend's house and I went to Lori's. But first we both went to the cemetery to visit Barbara. I never saw so many people there at one time before. There was a constant flow of cars in and out.

Lori made a turkey breast with all the trimmings for dinner. It turned out perfectly and everything was excellent. But before dinner we exchanged gifts. Her kids gave me gin and tonic, a fancy Margaretta kit, a hand tool that makes cutting vegetables, etc., easier and a muti-pack of different flavors of hot sauce. I love spicy food! I got them all VISA gift cards. I gave her son the new Guinness Book of World Records, one daughter I gave a Starbucks card and the other girl I gave her just what she wanted. Five boxes of Kraft macaroni & cheese and five cans of tuna. I know that sounds like a strange gift, but the girl could live on that stuff.

Lori gave me a bunch of stuff and I gave her a bunch of stuff too. I'll post about that later, but first I have to get outside and pick up the bags & stuff that held the Luminarios. For the last 25 years, every house in our beach association has put them out every Christmas Eve, weather permitting. We line the streets in front of our homes with them.

FYI: Luminarios are small brown paper sacks, half filled with sand and a candle placed in the sand. On Christmas Eve these are lit, it will help in guiding the Christ child to this home.