10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.
And the Number One Country & Western song is...
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.
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9 comments:
LMAO, GOOD ONES !
Love 'em all but how could I not with a list that starts out the way it does. #10 rocks.
This is too funny. My favorite is the one that goes.. "If the phone don't ring... it's me".... LMFAO.
So, uh....did you and Lori fight or somethin'?
Those are funny.
OK Tony...now our team loyalty will be making us enemies on Sunday. But whoever wins, may it be a good game and then we can be friends again ;o)
SO BRING IT ON BABY!!!!!
xo
Love em! You just can't beat a good country song title!
Sandi - Heavens no, we never fight.
Jill - That sounded like a challenge to me, so I'm challenging you to a throw down!
I laughed out loud as soon as I saw #10. These are fabulous.
#1 is one (opf many) reasons I got divorced!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Awesome!!!
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