Guess What This is HNT

Lori took a picture of one of my body parts and here it is. Your job, should you choose to accept it, is to guess which part of my hot, sexy, man machine this picture is of. STOP LAUGHING!!!!!! Lori thinks I am a hot, sexy, man machine and that's all that matters. There is a click through to find the answer, but I want you to guess first, then post your guess in the comments.

Happy HNT
and
Let's Go Giants!!!!!!

Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List

There's not much going on around here.  I did go down to town hall yesterday and pay the first half of my property  taxes ($4,200).  I love living here on Long Island, but paying such high property taxes.  Oh, well, shit happens.  It part of life right?  Shit happens, of course, but how we respond to it depends on what religion you are.

• Taoism: Shit happens.
• Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
• Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
• Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
• Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
• Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
• Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
• Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
• Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
• Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
• Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
• Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
• Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
• Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
• Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
• Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
• Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
• Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
• Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
• Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
• Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
• Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
• Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
• Creationism: God made all shit.
• Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
• Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
• Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
• Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
• Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
• Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
• Darwinism: This shit was once food.
• Capitalism: That's MY shit.
• Communism: It's everybody's shit.
• Feminism: Men are shit.
• Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
• Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
• Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
• Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
• Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
• Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
• Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
• Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
• Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
• Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
• Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
• Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
• Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock<>
• Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
• Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
• Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
• Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
• Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
• Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
• Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
• Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
• Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
• Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
• Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
• Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
• Atheism: What shit?
• Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
• Nihilism: No shit.
  
  
• And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!

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My Stepmother Can Do This Too

I'll bet this is one of the reasons why my dad fell in love with her? ;-)

NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT BABY!!!!!!

My New York Giants kicked some Dallas Cowboy's ass yesterday!!!!!! The Giants were a 7 1/2 point underdog, but won it GIANTS 21, COWBOYS 17.


WOOT!! WOOT!!

It was the ninth consecutive road victory for the Giants, an NFL single-season record and overall franchise record. Next Sunday Giants will travel to Green Bay to face the Packers in the NFC Championship Game. Who ever wins that game goes to the Super Bowl.
Just before the end of the game yesterday, I got a telephone call from my good friend Jillie Bean. Lori and I met Jill in November 2006 when we flew out to San Diego to cheer her and the rest of the Beach Babes on when they took the 3-Day Breast Cancer walk. We have been dear friends ever since.

Jill knows I'm a big Giants fan and called me to congratulate me on the Giant's big win. That was really nice of her. Thanks Jill, I really appreciated it!! Jill is a Green Bay Packer Fan and since she lives in San Diego, she a defacto Charger fan too. Both of her teams won over the weekend too. We congratulated each other and had a nice chat.

I wake up this morning and check my blog comments. Okay, it was 1:00 this afternoon and not this morning, but who's counting?. I read this comment from Jillie on yesterdays post about the Top Ten Country Western Songs.

Those are funny. OK Tony...now our team loyalty will be making us enemies on Sunday. But whoever wins, may it be a good game and then we can be friends again ;o) SO BRING IT ON BABY!!!!! xo

That sounds like a challenge to me, so why wait until Sunday for us to be enemies! GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you guys don't already know, Jillie is about the biggest Green Bay Packer fan there is. She even has one of those STUPID cheese heads the true Packer fans wear. **snicker**

So, my dear clumsy Jillie, I'm challenging you to an NFL Throw down ala Bobby Flay!!!! We just have to agree on the stakes.

So Jillie, the ball is in your court. What's it going to be? Cheese heads at 20 paces? LMAO!

LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!!!!

I'm even going to up the ante and root for the New England Patriots to kick the Charger's ass next weekend too.

Top Ten Country Western Songs

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.

This post is dedicated to my baby, Lori.

Ellen DeGeneres is one of Lori's favorites.



I think she's one of my favorites now too.

The nature of men

Not too long ago I signed up for a daily email at a web site called "Funniest Stuff on the Net". This is one of the latest videos I received and I think you get a kick out of it. The last scene is particularly funny.

The nature of men. Click to watch.

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