Monday, February 27, 2006

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! Chapter Twenty

Chapter 20: The Smithtown News Article

The is the story the local paper published about my being wounded.


The Smithtown News
November 21, 1968

Our Serviceman

Private Anthony C****k, Jr., son of Mr. and Mrs. Anthony C****k of North Ingelore Court, Smithtown, is a patient at the 249th Hospital in Tokyo, recovering from wounds suffered in Vietnam.

The soldier was wounded November 8 on a night patrol in the Vietnam Delta region when the enemy exploded a claymore mine, hitting the Smithtown man in me face, neck, back, left arm and legs. Anthony's brother, Edward, is in the U.S. Navy, undergoing basic training at the Great Lakes, Ill. Another brother, Rod, has been deactivated from the Reserves and is now home.

Redneck Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.

THE END



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Sunday, February 26, 2006

Your Invited to a Party

The Michigan bloggers are having a party in the Detroit Metro area on March 31 & April 1 and you all are invited. Right now we are trying to get a head count and figure out the exact location for the party. If you are interested in coming, click on the button below and let us know.

I will be flying in from New York to attend the party and to visit my mother and sister who both live in Dearborn. This will be my second stop on the 2006 BTExpress Blog Tour and would really like to see you there.

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PS
If your wondering why I say WE are having a party, I was declared Honorary Mayor of Detroit years ago and am still legally a citizen of Detroit. Besides, Roximoon said I could come. ;-)

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Interesting night last night

I went shopping for appliances with Arlene right after she got home from work last night. She is moving down to North Carolina in a few months and needs all new appliances for the new house. First we went to a Home Show which, according to their web site was supposed to have some to look at, but nothing. There were some things there that gave her some ideas so it wasn’t a total waste. Next we went to PC Richard’s to look. Arlene got some good advice from one of the sales people and found what she needed. I thought she should get the refridgerator with the TV in the door. She was convinced until logic set in this moring.

We hadn’t eaten dinner, so we stopped at the Grill near where she lives. After a while, two soldiers came in and sat by us. Lucky for Arlene, they sat on my side. One was a Captain and pretty young and obviously toasted, the other was a full-bird Colonel and the Captain’s supervisor. They had been there earlier but left and now were back to get something to eat. They were cursing a lot so, Tara, the bartender asked them to stop, which they did, almost. Then we had a conversation about me being in Vietnam years ago, Iraq and a general lack of media support for the military. No arguments, just discussions.

The Captain is a very disgruntled soldier. He hates being in the Army and can’t wait to get out and told the Colonel he doesn’t want the promotion to Major. In my opinion, telling a “Lifer” and your boss those things aren’t really a good idea, but that’s just me. The captain kept moving his barstool closer to me the more we talked. I kept moving mine closer to Arlene’s. Then it seems like after everything Arlene or I said to him, he would shake my hand or kiss her’s. I thought the Captain was going to fall off his chair but the Colonel finally paid the check so they could leave. I shook their hands goodbye and the Captain stopped in the bathroom before he left. On his way out to leave he passed us, said goodbye again, put his arm on my shoulder and kissed me on the cheek.

WTF was that all about? I'm thinkng that I’m just too damn charming and good looking for my own good. ;-)

We left soon after that and I took Arlene home. While I was there she surprised me with gift she had ordered for me for Valentine’s Day that didn’t arrive on time to give to me then. A Precious Moments figurine named “You Make the World A sweeter Place”. Isn't that sweet? I have it on the shelf above my monitor.

Speaking of Valentine’s Day, I forgot to tell you Arlene and I went out to a nice restraunt that evening, The Snapper Inn. We sat in a room with a fireplace that was overlooking the water. They had an excellent lounge singer and the food was excellent as well. We held hands a lot which was very romantic. Earlier that day I had a large boguet of flowers delivered to her at work which really surprised her. I remembered seeing how the women I used to work with felt when they got flowers at work and how much attention they got, so I decided it would be a good idea and it was. Arlene gave me a bottle of cologne, a small box of candy and a very nice card. All told, it was a very enjoyable and romantic evening.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Cleaning HNT

After much pushing and prodding by Arlene via emails this afternoon, I finally got my lazy ass up and cleaned the bathroom. She gave me a couple of very useful tips. The first was spray the tub and shower with cleaner and let it sit for 15 minutes before cleaning it off . The seconds was to do it nude so I don't get any bleach products on my clothes. I took her advice on both suggestions.




Uncropped version available upon special request,
which is absolute proof I followed Arlene's second suggestion. ;-)

Monday, February 20, 2006

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! Chapter Nineteen

Chapter 19: I Arrive at the 249th General Hospital, Camp Drake, Japan

The long flight from Tan Son Nhut Airbase outside of Saigon ended at an airbase northwest of Tokyo in Japan. I was being transferred to the 249th General Hospital in Camp Drake, which wasn’t very far away. I would stay at the 249th for a few weeks before being transferred closer to home for the remainder of my hospital stay.


When the medevac plane I was on touched down on the runway in Japan, a cheer erupted from everyone on the plane. I remember getting goose bumps at the sound of that and just how good it felt to be out of Vietnam and on friendly soil again. No longer would I have to fear for my life every second of every day any more. I felt so good that I almost forgot why I was here.

I was taken off the plane and put on a medevac helicopter just like the ones in Vietnam for the flight to the hospital. The flight didn’t last long so the helicopter didn’t fly very high. I could look out the windows at the scenery as we flew over. I remember how crowded it looked; everything was so close together. What really surprised me was seeing a few farms but they were very small compared to ones I remember seeing growing up.

249th General Hospital, Camp Drake, Japan

Once the helicopter landed I was wheeled into the hospital on a gurney and placed in intensive care where I would stay until after my surgery a few days later. The wards in this hospital were just one big room with beds lined up not too far part in long rows. The fellow in the bed on one side of me had a large abdominal wound and the fellow on the other side had a chest wound. There wasn’t much to do so we talked about how we were wounded and what was wrong with us. We also paid close attention to each other when our wounds were treated.

When I first got wounded, it was difficult to look at my wounds. The easiest way to describe the feeling would be the feeling you get just before you are going to get a shot or they draw blood from your arm. You know how you can’t look and turn your head just before the needle sticks you. As if not looking will make it hurt any less or something. That fear of looking passed very soon after I was a wounded and I watch intently whenever my wounds were treated and asked questions when I wanted to know what things were or what was going on.

Remember the picture I posted of my bug scar on Half-Nekkid Thursday back in September? That scar was the result of a 4 inch round wound on the top of my right thigh. That wound was easy to see when they cleaned it. The wound was superficial which meant the flesh and fatty layer were gone, but the muscle was left intact. The first time had the nerve to look at that wound, I got a little worried because the muscle had a green tinge to it. They told me that was what it was suppose to look like and was normal. Pretty soon I was straining to look at all of my wounds whenever they cleaned them.

The wounds I could see on my body were nothing compared to the abdominal wound on the guy next to me. One time when they were cleaning it, he rolled over in my direction so I could get a good look at it. HOLY SHIT! His abdomen was sliced open in the shape of a very large capital “T” with the top of the “T” just under diaphragm. I could actually see inside of him. I mean the organs weren’t exposed but still, that was wild!

The guy on the other side was recovering from a chest wound that was almost healed. He was in ICU because his chest cavity kept filling with fluid that had to be drawn out several times a day. He would sit up, face me and lay his chest over one of those bed tables they give you to use when you sit up in bed in the hospital. They used a very large syringe and the longest needle I had ever seen to draw out the fluid. They stuck it directly into his upper back three or four times until most of the fluid was removed. The fluid was a yellowish color. He tried to hide how much it hurt, but you could see by the look on his face how much it must have been killing him.

I had a lot of tests and x-rays those first couple of days. I had to slide out of the bed over onto a gurney. Get wheeled to x-ray, or where ever, and sometimes back off the gurney and onto another table the have to reverse the process when I got back in bed. I was drugged up pretty good so I wasn’t very uncomfortable just lying in bed, but during these transfers it got pretty bad. Having a catheter didn't make any of this any easier. If you remember I had wounds pretty much everywhere except on the front of my torso and right arm and still had great difficulty moving my legs. Since I my entire body was practically wrapped in bandages, I wasn't allowed to wear pajamas which made tending to my wounds easier.

One time when I was being transferred back into bed, they were having trouble getting me off the gurney and back into bed. The sheet I was covered with had got caught on something about half way through the transfer so they stopped to clear it so I stayed covered. That pissed me off so I just yanked the sheet off and told them to forget it. I didn’t care who saw me nude at that point. My modesty was long gone. They got me back into bed and I settled in. Then a couple of the guys started making jokes about my lack of “manhood” if you get my drift.

Sometimes when I was taken for tests I had to be wheeled between buildings, which meant going outside. I always asked them to prop up the head of the gurney so I could look around. I’ll never forget the first time being outside how overwhelmed I was with everything. I even made them stop for a few minutes just so I could take it all in. They turned the gurney so I could look around without straining.

As soon as the doors open to go outside, I remember taking a deep breath and smelling the air, air so fresh and sweet. It was as if I was smelling clean air for the first time. It was a beautiful sunny day, a little chilly, but I was covered with a blanket so I didn’t care. I remember hearing the birds singing and seeing them flying around and hopping on the lawn. The lawn was dotted with benches and tables with people sitting, or just walking around enjoying being outside in the fresh air on such a beautiful day.

Across the lawn, was a fence and over the top of the fence I could see the second floor on a school. The children were moving in and out of the classrooms and walking along under the over hang that ran the length of the second floor of the school outside the classrooms. I could hear them laughing and talking as they moved along just like I used to do when I was in school.

How wonderful everything seemed just then. Gone were the smell of the diesel fuel exhaust and the sounds of the vehicles that constantly drove back and forth all day on the highway outside FSB Stuart. Gone were the smell of the exhaust and the sounds of the helicopters that flew us so many places, so many times. Places we never knew what to expect when we landed. Places we never knew if we would even make it back from. Gone was the smell and sounds of gunpowder from the rifles, mortars and hand grenades, and those damn 105mm Howitzers at FSB Stuart that shook the ground and sent shock waves through the air every time they fired. Gone were the smells and sounds of war. Gone were the never-ending fears that almost never let me get comfortable from the moment I first landed in Vietnam and stepped off that jet into the rocket attack at Bien Hoa airbase just a little over a month ago.

At that moment in time, a feeling of peaceful contentment engulfed me that I will never forget. I truly never felt better in all my life.

Saturday, February 18, 2006

I set a new record last night...

... for staying out late. I went out to Kenny's Pub again last night. I saw some people we knew from boating that I haven't seen in a long time. It was good to see them. There was live music, like usual on Friday and Saturday nights, and the band was very good. I hung out with my friends, danced a little and stayed until the bar closed talking to the owners, cook and bartenders. The bar usually closes at 2:00, but some people just didn't want to leave so Kenny closed the bar at 4:00. By then Kenny was hungry, so he cooked up some BBQ ribs and sauteed scallops for a late night snack so I stayed for an early breakfast. By the time I got home, it was 6:00 am.

Getting home at 6:00 am isn't an life-time record for me, but it's been many, many years since I've stayed out that late.

I'm going back to Kenny's tonight and again tomorrow evening. They don't usually have much going on Sundays, but this Sunday they are have party to raise money for the family of a friend of there’s, whose husband recently passed away from a heart attack.

Pray for me that I survive this weekend.

PS
I forgot to tell you, I didn't get up today until 4:30 this afternoon.


Edit: Sunday, 11:25 am
I was much better last night. I left Kenny's Pub early and got home at a decent hour, about 2:30 am. Tonight it's back to Kenny's at about 6:00 pm for a fund raiser featuring Randy Jackson of the band Zebra.


Edit: Monday, 12:17 pm
Good, news. I survived the weekend. I got home even earlier at 2:00 am. I met a couple of friends I worked with last night and enjoyed talking to them. Randy Jackson was fabulous and the place was packed. They had a very large buffet and the $10 to get in was well worth the price. They raffled off about 2 dozen baskets of anything from wine and liquor to bath & body lotions, an autographed electric guitar, DVD player and a wheel barrow of assorted
champagne, wines and liquors.

Friday, February 17, 2006

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Thursday, February 16, 2006

Which do you like better?

Below are two pairs of legs with foot wear. One pair is mine and the others are Summer's. I'm not telling you which are which or it might sway your decision, because I know how much you all like my legs. I'm having a hard time deciding which I like better.

Which do you like better, socks or boots?




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Wednesday, February 15, 2006

TO BE SIX AGAIN

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.

What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again ??"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

"I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ass!!" she replied

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong.

What's this all about?

I just check StatCounter and saw that someone found my blog by searching MSN with "dirty old man photos". WTF is that all about? Me, a dirty old man? No way! It has to be a computer glitch that my blog came up #7 out of 2,715,400 results.

Don't you agree?

Monday, February 13, 2006

BLIZZARD OF '06!

THIS WAS YESTERDAY DURING THE BLIZZARD.



THIS WAS AFTER IT WAS ALMOST OVER AND THE PLOWS HAD BEEN THROUGH.



THIS IS 24 HOURS LATER AFTER THE SUN DID IT'S JOB.


FUCKING SNOW! I STILL HATE IT!

One more thing. I was out shoveling this afternoon a was unpleasently surprised that someone was partying obviously way too much in our Garage Club House last night and had vomited all over the ramp going down to the lower patio. At least most of it was on the snow and was easy to take care of.

Oh, I'm sorry. You weren't eating were you?

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Winter finally got here...

... and with a BANG!!!! We're having a frigging blizzard!

Fucking snow! At least a foot and it hasn't stopped yet!

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Retirement Off to a Great Start

Last night I went up to my new haunt, Kenny's, to celebrate the start of my retirement. A great time was had by all.

When I walked in the door Billy the bartender started clapping and announced to the bar that I had retired today. Everyone appauded right along with him. I received a lot of pats on the back and hand shakes of congratulations. Billy poured me one of the many shots of Kamakazies he poured for me last night.

I ordered a Blue Point Winter ale, which is my beer of choice for now, and had a dinner of scallops, fresh spinich and potatos which was excellent as always. Then my good friend Scott from work showed to help me celebrate. I hung out talking to different people waiting for the band to start when the people I was talking to, stopped talking and started staring at something behind me. I turned to see what it was and it was Arlene. "WOW, you made it after all!" I said. Her friend Kati dropped her off. Arlene and I were supposed to go out tonight, but we are due to be hit with a blizzard tonight so she said she would try and make it last night. I'm glad she did, because we had a great time last night.

The band started and a short time later my son Brian's best friends TK, came in. He informed us that Brian and Cheryl, Brian's girl friend, were coming up in a little while too. Arelene became a little nervous about meeting Brian, which was understandable. You see, Arlene is the first woman I've dated since my wife Barbara passed away and neither she nor I knew how he would react meeting her. Brian knows I'm seeing Arlene and doesn't seem to have a problem with it at all. Matter a fact, he tells me he is happy for me.

About a 1/2 hour later Brian and Cheryl came in. I introduced them to Arlene. I'm very happy to say, he shook her hand and gave her her a kiss on the cheek. "GREAT!" was what I was thinking. I think if Brian really had a problem with me seeing Arlene, he would have just politly shook her hand and been done with it. More drinks and more shots of Kamakazies later Brian, Cheryl and TK left to go to a different club with people more their own age. Brian gave Arlene a kiss on the cheek goodbye then too.

At one point during the evening, Arlene went to the ladies room and all my friends from the bar couldn't wait to tell me how much they liked Arlene and how lucky I was. "WOO HOO!" now even my friends like her. Truthfully, I wasn't really surprised my friends would like her, because she really is everything, and more, I've been telling you about her. (No Arlene, I'm not going to stop complimenting you.) I was a little nervous, like Arlene, about how my son would react. So I'm glad it went so well.

Edit: The next day when I saw Brian, I told him that Arlene was nervous meeting him, not knowing how he would feel about meeting her. He smiled a big smile, laughed a lttle and asked me why. I told him and just laughed again and told me that he thinks she's very nice.

No wonder I love him so much.

Friday, February 10, 2006

Thursday, February 9, 2006

I have something you don't have,...

...a second belly button.

I thought I'd follow up last weeks belly button HNT post with a picture of my scar that looks like a belly button. Well, in my opinion it does. What do you think?

This scar is the from the last wound that healed after I was wounded. I was in Saint Albans Naval Hospital in Queens, New York still recovering and it was right before Christmas in 1968. The wound on my back had not healed yet and was still open, so they weren't going to let me go home for Christmas, but my pleading eventually broke them down so they let me go home. It was only for a few days, but it felt great to actually be home again.

Wednesday, February 8, 2006

Tag you're it!

I was tagged by Summer. I do just about anything a woman asks me to do, so I couldn't refuse?

The Instructions: Name five of life's simple pleasures that you like, then tag five people to do the same. Try to be original and creative.

1. Being hugged by my son. We hug a lot. Every time we see each other for the first time each day, anytime he is going out and a lot of other times we see each other. We also tell each other “I love you” before we hang up the telephone after talking. There are no exceptions. We are very close.

2. Being hugged or touched by anyone special to me. I am a very affectionate person and like being touched. I also like to touch a lot. I don’t mean in a sexual way at all. That’s very nice or course, but I mean touching like a hug hello or goodbye or just a pat on the shoulder to show you that you are thinking of each other. A kiss for no reason is also very special.

3. Seeing someone smile when you see them. Not just any smile, but the smile a person smiles that shows you they are excited to see you and missed you.

4. Being licked by my dog. I love dogs, but I don’t have one anymore. I miss having a dog. They are always happy to see you and give you unconditional love, which is a lot more than many people I know that supposedly loves me.

5. An ice-cold beer on a hot day. There is no beverage I would rather have on a hot day after I have worked up a sweat doing something. I grab an ice-cold beer and relax on my deck or on the back of my boat and I’m in heaven.


Now, who to tag? Sassyladi of course, Wenchy, SisB, Roxi and Ruthie.

Tuesday, February 7, 2006

2006 BTExpress Blog Tour

I need to be able to figure out my 2006 BTExpress Blog Tour route. I'm retiring this Friday and plan on traveling to visit family and friends and would really like to meet my online friends when ever possible. So far I'll be in Florida, Kansas, Texas, Pennsylvania, NY City in March, Detroit also in March, Chicago in July or August, North Carolina hopefully a few times later this year, San Diego in November.

So add yourself to my Frapper Map it's over on the right. If you are up for a visit and some dancing and partying, please let me know and I'll make arrangements for a visit. With my being retired, it will allow me to travel as much as I want so a visit in the bag.

Hope to see you all very soon.

That's me

At least I want to think I am.

You're a Romantic Kisser

For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance
You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea
The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood
It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet

Monday, February 6, 2006

I just thought you'd like to know,......

......Tide detergent takes out Jägermeister stains.

Saturday, February 4, 2006

Dinner at Arlene’s

Arlene invited me over for dinner and a movie last night. I really enjoy going out, but also very much enjoy a quiet evening relaxing with someone special at home too. Last night was one of those quite evening at home.

When I arrived at Arlene's around 7:00 PM, I heard the ever present sound of music playing quietly in the background and smelled the aroma from the many candles she had burning in almost every room of the house. Arlene loves music, her favorite being oldies, so she always has it playing, whether it is at home or in her car. She also loves the smell and glow of candles and often has them burning all over the house. I loved the mood the candles and music set, it was very romantic. Almost nothing can compare to turning the lights down low and listening to your favorite music sitting in the glow of candles burning around the room, especially if it with someone special.

We started the evening off with a drink and then sat at the table in the kitchen chatting and eating the appetizer Arlene made of crackers with cheese, cucumber slices and radish slices. The flowers I gave her the last time I saw her were in a vase in the middle of the table and still in very good shape.

We talked for a long time before she put dinner in the oven, just enjoying each other’s company. We even danced to a few of our favorite slow songs. I got lost in her beautiful green eyes, while listening to her quietly sing along with the songs. We both sang along actually, me much quieter because I really don’t sing very well at all. She has a beautiful voice, but will deny it if you ask her. I was having a ball.

We ate a delicious dinner of oven baked chicken cutlets, broccoli with cheese sauce and mashed sweet potatoes she had in her freezer that her son Dan made. Dan is a chef so they were excellent and very tasty. We shared a bottle of wine with dinner and then after we finished, I helped her clean up and even washed the dishes for her. She kept telling that I was her guest and to sit down, but I did it anyway.

After we cleaned up, we went into the living room to watch a movie and have the desert Arlene had prepared. The desert was one of both our favorites. It was fresh fruit mixed in a bowl and included sliced strawberries, blueberries and sliced kiwi. She also made up a small plate of pastries with a few small pieces of chocolate scattered amongst them. The desert with a few glasses of B&B brandy and a little while later, some coffee.
We then put in the movie, turned the lights down low and sat very close together on the couch sharing our desert with each other. I massaged her feet and then her back and we kissed. It was the most romantic evening one could imagine and I didn't think it could get any any better than that, but it did.

After the movie ended, she wanted to watch some old videos she has of her family and one of people singing at a place she used to work. We couldn’t get the VCR to work with the TV in the living room so we went into her bedroom. We lied down on top of the covers on her bed and watched the videos there. We layed down against this massive pile of pillows Arlene has on her bed, just snuggling and holding each other for hours. Time flew by very quickly and about 2:30 AM we fell a sleep in each other’s arms.

We both woke up at 6:00 when Arlene put her dog out. I quickly fell back to sleep. I woke back up about 7:00 AM and saw Arlene had fallen back to sleep. I didn’t want to wake her, but just couldn’t leave without saying goodbye. I leaned over close to her and spoke softly to gently wake her. Arlene opened her eyes ever so slightly. I thanked her for the special evening, she nodded. I said goodbye and then kissed her softly on the forehead. I got up and left, closing the front door quietly behind me.

It was cold outside early this morning, 34 degrees F actually. The windows of my car were covered in frost. I only wore a very light jacket the night before because it was a lot warmer, but I wasn’t the least bit cold and I felt so good. I scraped the ice off the car windows and then I got in the car and drove slowly home feeling very relaxed and contented wondering how life could get any better than this.

Friday, February 3, 2006

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! Chapter Eighteen

Chapter 18: Medevac from Cu Chi to Japan

I was stable enough to travel a few days after my surgery, so I was transferred first to the 93rd Evacuation Hospital in Long Binh and then to a hospital at the Tan Son Nhut airbase in Saigon. I stayed in each of them for a couple of days. Then finally to 249th Evacuation Hospital in Camp Drake outside of Tokyo, Japan. I stayed there until December 3, 1968.

The 93rd Evacuation Hospital in Long Binh

During the Vietnam War the 93rd Evacuation Hospital admitted 73,023 patients, treated 9,353 battle casualties, and had over 232,581 out-patient visits.

Tan Son Nhut Airbase outside of Saigon

249th Evac Hospital in Japan

One of those stops, I don'’t remember which one specifically, I was transported to the airport in a bus set up like an ambulance.


As they were loading me on the bus, the tube that ran from my catheter to the bag, got caught on something pulling it most of the way out, but not all the way. I screamed bloody murder which of course, caused everyone to stop dead in their tracks.

The nurse came over frantically asking “WHAT’S WRONG! WHAT’S WRONG!”

“The catheter! The (insert expletives here) catheter!” I could barely breathe it hurt so much, so that was said rather quietly and breathlessly.

The nurse pulled back my covers and saw what had happened and quickly inserted the tube back into my bladder. When she did that the pain almost stopped. Then (insert expletives here) came forth from my mouth in a never ending tirade. I’m sure they all felt badly for what happened, but I was pissed and made that perfectly clear.

During the first ten days or so I was wounded, my wounds were cleaned and flushed out with a saline solution a few times a day in an to attempt to prevent infection. The larger wounds were packed with a sterial packing to keep the wounds from starting to heal and close. The process to clean them was very uncomfortable if not done carefully. The wounds were fresh and nerve ending were exposed. If the medic or nurse clening them got too rough with the Q-tips when cleaning them out, it also hurt tremendously. Everyone was very careful and the few times it started hurting, they backed off and gave me a chance to rest. I was also drugged up pretty good so that helped a lot. Except this one time in the hospital in Tan Son Nhut the Evil Nurse Kratchet got a hold of me causing more (insert expletives here) to spew forth from my mouth.

Evil Nurse Kratchet must have been having a bad day or something because she comes over and tear’s off with the bandages, rips the packing out of the wounds, of course it sticks like hell to my wounds and hurts removing it if you don’t flush the wound with the saline first and go slow. Then Q-tips rammed into my wounds. Guess what I did? (insert expletives here), lots of them.

(Okay, maybe she didn’t do it exactly like that, but you get the point, it hurt a lot if they weren’t very careful.)

“Hey, take it (insert expletives here) easy! That (insert expletives here) hurts!

That out burst quickly got the medic assisting the nurse to stop her and the doctor to come over to see what was wrong. “Get this (insert expletives here) away from me, she’s (insert expletives here) killing me!” I yelled. The doctor sent her away and told the medic to finish up. The rest of my time there I never even saw her again.

A day or two later, I was loaded onto a medevac plane with a lot of other people for the trip to Japan. We were packed in like sardines just like in this picture. There were also seats for people that were ambulatory on the opposite side of the plane.



I don’t remember very much else about this week or so because I was drugged up pretty well. I do remember that during the flight to Japan, a nurse, another cute one and also a brunette as I recall, helped me eat a boxed lunch with fried chicken, something like a meal you’d get at Kentucy Fried Chicken. I couldn’t sit up, and could only use my right hand because my entire left arm and hand were bandaged so I needed her help.

I will always remember how nice it was being fed by that pretty woman, no matter why she was feeding me. Laying there looking up at her and into those very pretty, caring eyes. Knowing I had made it out of that God forsaken country alive and was on my way home again. That plane may not have been the one I arrived on, but it was a plane taking me back to the 'World' none the less. I was going home and was very, very happy.

Thursday, February 2, 2006

A Really Half-Nekkid Thursday

I had completely forgotten what day it was until Roximoon reminded me that today was Half-Nekkid Thursday. I had no idea what to do when I remembered Roxi's belly button post for last weeks HNT.

So I figured why not post a picture of my belly button too then. I thought Roxi's had a sexy belly button, and she did get 76 comments, which is more than twice as many comments than I usually get, so obviously you all liked it. Besides, your probably getting tired of looking at my ass.

So here it is in all it's glory and sexiness and in full color, less a piercing,...






...BTExpress's Belly Button!!!











And you thought my ass was sexy.



If you liked my sexy belly button, hell, even if you didn't, go check out all the Half-Nekkid foolishness at Os's Place, by clicking on this Half-Nekkid young lady down there.

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