- 2 lb lobsters
- Fresh local tomato, cucumber, green pepper & red onion salad
- Fresh local corn on the cob
- Oh, and gin & tonics. Lets not forget them!
Anyone want to join us? Leave your bathing suits at home. :-D
The assistant came and got me and showed me to the recliner in the
Soon the
That wasn't so bad, but then I see the needle and my mouth locks shut!!!!! Nothing was going to make me open it, nothing!!!!!!!!!
Now I just sat there and waited for the lower right half of my face to numb.
I couldn't see what he was doing, but soon the spot light was turned to brighten the view of my mouth. That could only mean one thing! The
Next came that cute little rubber apron he so gently placed over tooth 19.
Then the 
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This is SSG Temple. What a prick! He was a real redneck Rebel from the back woods of Tennessee and hated Yankees. Since most of us were from the northern states, he gave us shit for almost the entire time we were in basic. He was the most despised drill sergeant I ever came in contact with.
This is SGT Krietz and the most liked of all the NCOs commanding us. Just look at him, can you blame us for liking the guy?
The barracks were two floors high with bunk beds lining both sides of the room and with two wall lockers in between the bunks near the wall and two footlockers at the foot of the bed. The drill sergeant had a room at one end of the first floor. The mess cooks stayed in a room at one end of the second floor. The barracks was spotless and the floors were so shiny you could practically see yourself in it. Of course, everyone walked down the center aisle between the rows of bunks scuffing the highly polished wax as they walked.














The mess hall was a place we would all soon grow to love. It didn't matter if we were eating a meal, or doing KP, we still enjoyed the break from the rigors of army life.
The haircuts were nothing fancy, they just cut it all off until we were practically bald.
My mom always cut my hair growing up and usually cut it just like the army barber did. I always hated the way they made my ears look getting haircuts like that. Just look how much they stood out.
Next we were issued our uniforms to make us look like soldiers. We were outfitted from head to toe with army issue. That left no need for our civilian clothes, so the next morning we had to pack all of our civilian possessions into a box to be shipped home.
Of course there were the usual aptitude test and IQ test too, but I don't get why we were tested to see if we could get the hang trying to decipher Morse code. I'll never get that one.

"Wow, that must have been some storm. It blew over the basket ball hoop. I'm lucky, it just missed my car."
Looks like the hoop blew over onto the hood and then slid down to the ground scrapping the car all the way and taking out the license plate and frame.
Well, that was it and I was now the property of the United States Army. We were then lead out of the room and broken down into smaller groups depending where we were assigned. I was assigned to Fort Jackson in South Carolina, wherever that was. My group boarded a bus for the ride to JFK airport in Queens. When our plane landed in Columbia, South Carolina a few hours later, we were met by someone from the Army and put on another bus for the ride to Fort Jackson where the fun really started.
I was very excited when I turned 18 in 1966, because now I could go into bars and drink legally, not that I hadn’t been doing it for awhile anyway. My parents also gave me permission to smoke at 18, so now I didn’t have to sneak around and hide either one anymore. On my 18th birthday, I went down to the draft board in Smithtown, registered for the draft and got my draft card.
That same day I made it a point to go into the couple of bars in town where I been drinking for the last 6 months. The bartenders all thought I was already 18 and never asked me for proof. I sat down at the bar and ordered my usual beer, a “shorty” for 25 cents. The bartenders all gave me the beer like usual, but I made sure before I drank it, I asked them why they weren’t checking my proof and then tossed my draft card on the bar and waited for their response. They all made a couple of fake angry comments, but didn’t really get mad.





